The Grumpy Gardener is Getting Ready for Spring
Faithful readers, that time of year has come when Grumpy and the Missus escape the surly bonds of home to explore the wonders of the world. Rest assured, I will attend to your needs when I return. Until then, here is a list of simple things you can do to make your gardening a joy in my absence. Bring your garden tools inside. Don’t let them rust in a heap by the garage door. Rusty tools lying about make you look shiftless and old. Wear rubber gloves whenever mixing up that water-soluble, blue fertilizer, lest the liquid permanently stain your skin that color and neighbors think you’re a c...