You've got a problem with a guy you -- you -- you -- and mind you, nobody -- nobody calls the cops. you go outside. one of you get beat up. you go back into the bar, and the guy that won buys the beer. >> my name is joshua coffey, but everybody calls me country. >> why do they call you country? >> because i was raised in the sticks. i stole some copper from a local junkyard, and the proprietor of the junkyard owed me some money, and like an idiot, i stole from him instead of trying to go about it the correct way. figure i learned that lesson the wrong way.