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>> i have half of those on my couch and in my rug and on my floor. greg: starts coming out of you, you're in trouble. up next, kat sims goes out undercover. ♪ that one daddy! it's beautiful. i'm the world's greatest douglas fir. i'm the perfect shape. i'm the perfect color. my scent- like making love to a lumberjack. but halfway home, my twine gets loose. and your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this. so get allstate. where you can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me. mayhem is everywhere. so get an allstate agent. are you in good hands? ...

When they find glitter on a crime scene or murder scene they can trace it back to the person because there are so many specific types of glitter so if you ban glitter you're actually going to allow murderers to run free, tyrus. >> oh my god. so excited. i thought it would to stop ruining marriages. guys coming home from the strip club with glitter and now it's gone so now you can say you were at the golf club. i don't know where the glitter came from. glitter, confetti, all the stuff mixed together. greg: party kazoos, spengler's poor rick taylor. >> throwing his glitter up in the air includin...

And letters to her. the logic there does make sense. greg: you know, kat, i'm thinking about her ex-husband and he must hate us. i bet he was sarcastically calling her process during the divorce. >> i hate this, greg. i'm offended because a lot of good men fought and died in the 1770s my right to not have to care about an english wedding. thank you. the attendees of the boston tea tea party are excited are mad at you for bringing this up. i don't like what interest rate i'm so alone. this morning i literally woke up next to the book of sylvia platt poetry with my kat asleep on top of it. that ...

I'm not going, right? >> i never said i was invited. greg: talking about other people i know. >> oh like i was going to go but i had a thing. what thing would you have those more important than the president's party? greg: is this an interesting reversal of a polarized relationship with the media is targeting a public figure and this is when the public figure targets the media we don't to deal with it. >> ideal fit like this. [laughter] i mean, here's the thing. this week for trump has been it's been so hard because i'm excited about the tax and i think look at the tax bill through am excited ...

Daughter and i have a house full of glitter. i can't wait to tell her what she's doing is ruining the earth. [laughter] i hope that next they discover the same thing for plato, slime, legos would be awesome. i'd like to get rid of all the stuff that's ruining my house and that would be a great way to tell them not to play with it. however, the only thing i don't like about the story is i glitter can be useful in some circumstances like for safety as a reflector for strippers walking home in the dark. [laughter] greg: you know, tyrus. >> oh, of course, go to tyrus. greg: wait till i get to look...