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Get naked with people. >> the only time i get hit on is last call. what a weird time of night. the lights go on and it feels weird all of a sudden and a guy in a full blackout pointing at his own [ bleep ]. like here. i'm like i'll get us a cab. >> romance is a great source for comedy because everybody wants it. it gives people instant vulnerability where stakes are really high. when the stakes are high, funny [ bleep ] is going to happen. >> did you want to see brochures? >> this is so awkward. i really want you to leave but i don't know how to say it without sounding like a pleep bleep. >> h...

We want women. that's it. it's the only thing we know for sure. it really is. we want women. how do we get them? oh, we don't know about that. >> the reason relationships are fertile area for comedy is because what do you look for in life anything more than love except maybe money and that's not funny. >> how many women's purses about five pounds heavier in case we do sleep elsewhere, you guys may think we're spontaneous but you have to pack for these. >> in new relationship date aring for a couple of days, recognize the situation. go through an awful lot just to get naked with people. >> only...

That's it. it's the only thing we know for sure. it really is. we want women. how do we get them? oh, we don't know about that. >> the reason relationships are fertile area for comedy is because what do you look for in life anything more than love except maybe money and that's not funny. >> how many women's purses about five pounds heavier in case we do sleep elsewhere? you guys may think we're spontaneous but women have to pack for these events. >> if you're in an insanely committed relationship or you've been dating somebody for a couple days, you recognize the ridiculousness of the situatio...

Enough note but judging the website i don't know. >> did he know she was 16? >> you can see that she is not an adult. >> she may look 21. i don't know. >> he said that he knew she was at least 16 because that is the age that you can work at starbucks. >> that is the state's fault. >> no more hiring 16 years old to do anything in the service industry. they are atrocious. 25 and up should be the only ones allowed. >> i got hit on and i went on a date with a girl and it was terrible. there was a man a creep iman --

So they're stripping the inmates before they're bringing them out of the units. then they're going to be relocated to the gym so we can begin the shakedowns in this particular area. we will run the dogs through to detect any narcotics that the dogs may pick up on. >> here, food, food, food. >> what rooms did you get a hit on? >> 402, 404, 419. >> we were supposed to go to the store today so we could get our food but we're stuck in here with some [ bleep ]. they want to see your [ bleep ]. lift.your sack, all type of [ bleep ]. >> they just came in to shake us down.