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Okay. sometimes targeted internet ads work out perfectly. they know who you are and they know what you might want to buy. weird like, right, like i was just thinking about buying a shake weight. and some acai berry hair gel or whatever. online ads can be oddly and creepily right on sometimes. sometimes, however, they can be the best new thing in the world. like when mitt romney ads turn up where we found them on the internet machine today. best unintended new political thing in the world today coming up. [ female announcer ] it's a pad like no other. always infinity.

Military. let's talk about the complete and utter nonsense that will be flowing across the internet machine today. snooki, "jersey shore" fame was in washington yesterday cruising through the airport there. if you go through airports you'll see members of congress, senators, perhaps even your own. snooki is from poughkeepsie new york. her senator is chuck schumer of new york. they met in the airport. unfortunately, snooki doesn't know her senator is chuck schumer of new york. >> that was good. thank you. >> oh, there goes your senator from new york. there's your senator from new york. snooki...