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What if you said, my wife killed me, and then she didn't. after you die the tweet goes out jie. it would be awesome if your wife was harrison ford. >> you have to admit you could use this to place pranks on people. or you could call out your neighbors on stuff that really bothered you, but you never said anything. >> you have to make it funny. >> considering you are scheduled to die, you should sign up for this pretty quickly, right? >> i have a computer or a smart phone. but i will say that jose can say co, the only thing that would make it better is if you were dead. and i think he is in som...

>> plastics talked to the president. white house doesn't want us mentioning oil or corn starch or plastics. just wing it. >> front and back. very little romance. >> that's the entire speech. what's left here. i've got hello and prepositions. >> just wing it. that's a clip from the new hbo show "veep." joining us is frank rich. he has a new piece called sugar daddies. the old, rich white men that are buying this election. congratulations on this. it's great. >> thank you. it's been a lot of fun and working with a great cast, julia louis-dreyfuss. trying to tell the truth about washington and ma...

>> just a small change in the speech. >> what is that? >> plastics, talk to the president. white house doesn't want us mentioning oil or corn starch or plastics. just wing it. >> that's the entire speech. what's left here. i've got hello and prepositions. >> just wing it. joining us is frank rich. he has a new piece called sugar daddies. the old, rich white men that are buying this election. congratulations on this. it's great. >> thank you. it's been a lot of fun and working with great cast. trying to tell the truth about washington and make it funny, try to make it funny. >> you feel like be...

Pistol and chasing paparazzi the morning after a party? there's a whiff of bonnie and clyde. well, kind of. would pippa be arrested? we have a groveling mea culpa from the dude in the back seat. he's apologized to pippa and issued a statement. pippa had been subject to constant and dangerous harassment by paparazzi throughout her time in paris, he claims. he says his friend who pippa had just met drove her to the station and the snappers were swarming. as a joke my friend brandished a toy pistol in their direction. she did not find it funny. there's been a spate of shootings in france and a ba...

top the hour. i'm michael holmes in for suzanne malveaux. let's get you up to speed on what's happening in your world. george zimmerman, the man who killed trayvon martin, will be freed from jail. a judge granting him $150,000 bond. >> i wanted to say i am sorry for the loss of your son. i did not know how old he was. i thought he was a little bit younger than i am. and i did not know if he was armed or not. >> zimmerman is going to have to wear a monitoring device, also check in with authorities every three days. we're going to go live to sanford, florida, just a minute or so from...