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Passport everywhere? >> greg: no, only when i have to do important things. solving crime late at night. i've lost almost every major idea except for my passport. i got yelled at for it by a police officer. the police came to interview and the guy yells at me for not having an i.d. i had my passport. i never got it. they say congratulations. you have global entry, then they disappeared. >> martha: and you never got the card. >> greg: you asked me why i don't have i.d., that's what i don't have i.d. >> juan: i think it took two days. >> greg: if you are watching "the five" and you know the answe...

There's a couple shows i want to see. then there's one more thing. this booster seat, i am taking it. >> greg: can i move it? >> dana: what is this? oh. >> greg: she is gifting company swag. it's company swag. >> martha: we didn't have anyone else who was an extra small. we were anti-fleece. >> dana: i will wear this all the time. >> martha: wire wear it when yu walk jasper. >> jesse: there is something i didn't open in my bag. i forgot. it was really buried in there. what is this? is it appropriate? what is it? >> dana: it's an eyebrow trimmer. >> martha: it's a perfect

>> martha: i can't answer the question. >> greg: that is like never bathing. you will love "die hard." >> dana: now it's a unique thing to have not watched it. maybe i will watch it. >> greg: didn't specify christmas movie. >> jesse: i have never seen "love actually." >> martha: it's a good movie. it is so not the worst movie ever made. >> greg: top 100 worst movies. >> martha: i don't even like romantic comedies and i like that movie. the movie i've never seen as "a christmas story." >> greg: i've never seen that either. >> juan: i can't think of it because i've never seen it. >> greg: never ...

>> greg: there you go! [laughs] i believe you are solely responsible for that phrase spreading like a meme to other shows. >> juan: it's a good one. i used to say "check it out" all the time. >> greg: now you say "guess what." the nearly 3 million people who watch the show. >> dana: now 9 million people are saying it. >> greg: i blame you. >> martha: i don't like "it's all good." van it in 2019. you already banded i'm sure. >> greg: when you ask someone "how are you doing," what do they say? "living the dream." it's become kind of like being ironic but i am too lazy to think of something cleve...

Whoa, i was way off. $24.99. martha and i tied. >> greg: i bet this is a really expensive. >> jesse: i won. >> dana: we would like to know what's in it. >> greg: brandy, rum-soaked dried cherries, raisins, candied citrus. try it on a cheese board or enjoy it as a festive dessert. no thank you. >> jesse: greg, that is my gift to you. >> greg: i am taking it home and i'm going to say i purchased it. >> jesse: because it has brandy in it. >> martha: you could have a fruitcake throwing contest. >> jesse: coming up, our annual secret santa gift exchange. but first, competition like you've never see...