Nine ways Clarko can save 'Bore-thorn' list
by Jon Ralph Premium Content Subscriber only Alastair Clarkson has been many things across 376 games and 16 seasons, but he has never been boring. Not while he was punching MCG coaches box walls. Or running half-naked around Manuka Oval before the snow fell. Or threatening all manner of deeds as he advised Matthew Lloyd to retire past-match in 2009. Or being saved from a VFL coaching stint by Sam Mitchell's tackle on Shane Tuck. For the first time in forever, Clarkson is coaching a nondescript, vanilla, utterly boring football team. He knows it, and s...