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Funny Tweets About Kids' Halloween Costumes, From Exhausted Parents

"No greater bastion of parenting desperation than the Halloween costume aisle on October 31."

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Funny Tweets About Kids' Halloween Costumes, From Exhausted Parents

"No greater bastion of parenting desperation than the Halloween costume aisle on October 31."

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How to talk to your kids about school shootings: An age-by-age guide

Talking to kids about school shootings can leave parents feeling helpless. An expert says it's OK to admit that you don't have all the answers.

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30 Funny Tweets About Kids' Bedtime Excuses

"No one has more s**t on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime."

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Funny Tweets About Kids' Bedtime Excuses

"No one has more s**t on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime."

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Funny Tweets About The Misery Of Helping Your Kids With Math Homework

"What wine pairs well with Common Core math?"

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Tweets That Capture The Pain Of Parenting REALLY Early Risers

"I need an alarm clock that doesn't wake me up at 5 a.m. asking for Cheerios."
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04/21/2021 02:52pm EDT
If you’re a parent of an early riser — like, the kind of mom or dad who sees it as a major victory if your child manages to sleep until 6 a.m. — your days are long. Like, by the time 10 a.m. rolls around, you’ve already had a DAY.
Thankfully, you’re not alone. We rounded up 29 funny tweets from fellow parents of early risers to help take a bit of the pain away — and to enjoy over a cup of coffee. (Or 15.)

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Too-Real Tweets About Parents Hiding From Their Kids

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Sure, parenthood involves lots of love, laughter and joy. But it also involves tantrums, white lies, strange Google searches and perhaps most importantly, hiding.
The funny moms and dads of Twitter have long tweeted about their “alone time” hiding in closets, bathrooms, cars and beyond to get a break from the chaos of kids. Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, the need has only increased.
If you’re looking for some hiding spot inspiration, keep scrolling for 45 funny tweets from parents about their refuges of choice.
Just enjoying a little me time. So, basically hiding from my family in the bathroom.— Manic Mama (@JannaKillHimNik) April 7, 2019

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40 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Fitness For Parents

Having children changes everything ― mealtimes, holidays, romance and more. One particularly comical effect of parenthood is its impact on your exercise routine.
The funny parents of Twitter seem to think so anyway. They’ve shared some hilarious musings about working out after kids, from child-induced cardio to cleaning up toys as strength training.
We’ve rounded up 40 tweets that sum up fitness for parents. Enjoy!
My daily workout is walking through the house 14 times a day turning off all the lights my kids have left on in every room.— Goddess Of Mischief™ BLM (@AsgardianRose) June 11, 2015
My favorite form of cardio is wrestling pajamas onto damp children— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 23, 2020

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Relatable Tweets About The Things Parents Google

They say kids don’t come with a manual, but fortunately parents have other resources at their disposal. Perhaps the most helpful one is Google.
From the practical to the absurd, there’s no limit to the information parents seek on Google. And as the funny mums and dads of Twitter have shown, raising kids leads to some pretty hilarious searches.
Below, we’ve rounded up 27 relatable tweets about the things parents Google. Enjoy!
I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 27, 2020

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