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And single back in the 1930s. >> you look great. >> thank you. >> you didn't have insurance. you swrus said, roll the dice -- you just said, roll the dice, and hopefully nothing happens. >> exactly right. >> you can always go to the emergency room. that was my motto for the weekend. even when i wasn't injured. i went there to pick up. generally the people there are at their lowest low, and i was -- >> very drawn. >> you know what you do? you wear something white and they thought you were a doctor. that's what i did. i want to ask you, keith, president obama says this is his last election. no m...

>> you look great. >> thank you. >> you didn't have insurance. you swrus said, roll the dice -- you just said, roll the dice, and hopefully nothing happens. >> exactly right. >> you can always go to the emergency room. that was my motto for the weekend. even when i wasn't injured. i went there to pick up. generally the people there are at their lowest low, and i was -- >> very drawn. >> you know what you do? you wear something white and they thought you were a doctor. that's what i did. i want to ask you, keith, president obama says this is his last election. no matter what happens, what is he...

They have a shot with obama. >> single women think they have a shot, and quite frankly he is a little sexier than romney who comes across like every guy in one of the erectile dysfunction commercials. >> you mean he should be driving like a classic challenger through perhaps the strip between vegas and l.a., and they should be playing not the actual song, but a song done by a tribute band, perhaps a steppenwolf song. >> and apparently you know how to put water in your radiator if you have erectile dysfunction. >> and good at throwing a football through a tire. >> exactly. >> very good at that....

>> do some community service. there are people out there besides your stupid vanity. it makes me sick to my stomach. anthony, are we a country of naval gazers, and is that a bad thing? >> no, it is great. the whole i-me thing, social media is to blame for this. people think others want to see their dinner or whatever their dumb kid said that night. >> there is a guy i follow who actually when he is playing blackjack tweaks the cards. >> i did that. i was having a problem. >> what is worse, the fact you were tweeting your blackjack cards and the fact i was interested? >> yes, i was -- it was co...