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Of covid, they are out of santa's, so that that you bring me back in, keep the kids far away. i didn't know that you guys are obsessed with magic mike, but i love the idea of magic mike domc it is the single -- they should give every woman who buys a ticket to magic mike free scoop of litter with their purchase. it's a cat lady movie! the movie took in $167 million last time around but took forever to count because they paid in singles. >> emily: the last flight i was on there was literally a whole row of us and we were all watching it and everyone loved it, but i love -- my rumor worked and e...

Don't know -- like if it were him, i might be kind of proud. you did it, you took the initiative. but for a grown -- for a grown man it's probably not the thing. i'm not a big video game guy. i own the playstation one time penetrated it for speakers for my truck and i traded those i think four -- it doesn't matter what i traded those four, actually. so video games, the call of duty stuff, i don't understand it. i kind of did call of duty one time. >> emily: up next, if you have covid mid air, it's clogging the laboratory -- ♪ ♪ a must in your medicine cabinet! less sick days! cold coming o...

Lottery and been notified via text, like when you roll up to the longhorn and they tell you your order is ready. i just want to say, it's not always the guy -- you know -- some of us wanted to be dads and just needed to told about it. >> emily: that is sweet, that's a good way of looking at it. >> i don't know. i didn't know that you were told that you are fathered by something vibrating like your table is ready at red lobster. >> emily: there is [indiscernible]. >> i did not reproduce, which is -- you know, if i got a woman pregnant, it wouldn't be a mistake, it would be a miracle. so i'm com...

Like a tiny ghost of christmas present, because i'm celebrated the holiday today because this year covid robbed me of christmas with my family. covid robbed us of our studio audience and it robbed me of my christmas eve feast of the seven fishes, the italian tradition of eating seafood and yelling. so to make up for it, we are having a feast tonight. not actual food, jimmy, don't get excited. it's emily's feast of seven jokes. >> emily's feast of seven jokes. >> emily: in new year's eve news, omicron fearmongers are warning people to stay away from new york's times square celebration. even the...

Us. remember, crowded football games were going to kill us! the only people who died at football games were jets fans who jumped off the stadium, you know what i mean? but i'm so sick of it -- but we know that to be true and i'm so sick of the warning about covid. as someone who is cohosting new year's, as are you, i will be down in nashville, covid will be the best thing possible for me to catch, you know what i mean? if i come home with covid tomorrow, like oh thank god, what was i going to tell jenny? but covid, i'm home free. a couple of calls, the marriage is intact. >> that would be a gr...