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Make fun of gutfeld's height! >> what advice do you have for men like greg who don't have an inch to give? [laughter and applause] >> we are going to miss her! >> greg: i love that joke, but you won't be back. [laughter] i assume you're not going to answer that. are you running for president? >> i don't know. >> come on! >> greg: that's a "yes." >> we are thinking about it. >> greg: i'm going to give out three names come you tell me which one killed jfk. >> okay. >> greg: sammy davis jr.? >> very unlikely. >> greg: phyllis diller? no? >> no comment. [laughter] i've got to make it exciting. i'm...

Stuff like, "actually, it's not mummy, its mummified person." they are saying that because they have no friends because they say stuff like that. can you imagine anyone saying that to you in every speaking to that person again? >> greg: you can't. they are people who are not around other people. they are just like the mummies they are trying to protect. they are isolated, cold, and repulsive! all right, mr. pompeo, what say you about mummy? >> i want to hear more about the planetary museum. >> the guy is holding her close and he chooses that moment, "i'm going on dates," and she pulled away. >...

We have different noses, it's okay. we can talk about it. there's nothing about him that's black. nothing. there's nothing about him that's white, either, now that i look at it. he cut his nose off. period. >> greg: to spite his face. [laughter] you know what's funny about t this? there is a bigger story here. there's a lot of people in this world, if they lived in their own little village, they would just be the town weirdo, but the internet has been able to connect all town weirdos. >> you can't get a job anymore at the carnival. we had the lizard guy. he was tattooed up and he cut his tongu...

For that. >> what is that? that's like lizard guy. >> let's try and pull this back here. >> no, no, we're not going to pull this back. >> we have to show our viewers what we're talking about. the former president, had a major announcement. >> a major announcement. >> and this is the major announcement from donald trump. take a look. >> hello, everyone, this is donald trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than lincoln. better than washington. with an important announcement to make. i'm doing my first official donald j. trump nft collection right here and right now, they'r...