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Suggested. we need something down here fast. sher ri in sugarland, texas. texans do not want a fence. i would rather have more border patrol and drones. that would not solve the problem. with all due respect there's no way you can speak for all texans. steven, apex, north carolina. the white house press secretary says the border is not secure because illegal aliens are surrendering -- is secure i should say. one must come through the border in order to surrender. that is the problem. exactly, steve, that is the problem. they have to come over before they surrender. and they shouldn't be able t...

Frequent heartburn medicine for 8 straight years. one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. welcome back. now it is time for "the mix." you know at night, sometimes i pray, please god, let me return in my next life as a world cup soccer player. they're like the coolest dudes, right? >> incredible. >> i love ads on football, world cup had an incredible ad you won't believe. sort of making fun of the machismo, incredible. really intense. watch this ad, focused on faking it. ♪ >> they have a reputation of being over the top when they don't get it in the goal. extreme. this is actually ...

Frequent heartburn medicine for 8 straight years. one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. welcome back. now it is time for "the mix." you know at night, sometimes i pray, please god, let me return in my next life as a world cup soccer player. they're like the coolest dudes, right? >> incredible. >> i love ads on football, world cup had an incredible ad you won't believe. sort of making fun of the machismo, incredible. really intense. watch this ad, focused on faking it. ♪ >> they have a reputation of being over the top when they don't get it in the goal. extreme. this is actually ...

>> maybe this was planned. >> yes. >> maybe this was planned. we all know, only the most devious people would ever plan. >> did you see i was on colbert? >> you're fame out, but i guess he was kind of making fun of you. >> well, he knows talent when he sees it, right? >> i see, that's what it is. >> but he also thought you were a little out there. >> all right. let me get back at him here. i did not say that that is what i thought. i was reporting on what other people were saying. that's what we do in news. >> are you suggesting that this very talented stephen colbert, soon to be the next davi...

[ children lauing ] move to the country, and live a long, happy life together where th almost never fight about money. they'll find some financial folks who will talk to them about preparing early for retirement and be able to focus on other things, like each other, which isn't rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. they made jokes while he got poked. a virginia colon patient was suing doctors more making fun of him while he was unconscious.