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Beef jerky that contains the caffeine equivalent of a cup of coffee. now, our staff on the show today was about three hours late to the rest of the news in the world today because we got so derailed by the caffeinated meat thing. while fascinated by the idea of caffeinated jerky and knowing that was the best new thing in the world today, we really decided that we were stumped about how to translate this idea into a television experience. we came up with a couple of ideas like using a slim-jim to stir your red bull in a highball glass thus imparting meatiness to your caffeine experience. i'll l...

Medicare, medicaid, big tax cuts for billionaires and millionaires. that's what's going to resonate with voters, not this meat thing. >> i think alicia's right. i don't think the pick slink distraction will have too many legs. >> ladies, thanks so much. appreciate it. well, another eyewitness comes forward in the shooting death of trayvon martin. what that witness claims to have seen and once again, a different version from what george zimmerman claims happened. plus -- ho holy weird traffic stop, batman. why the man was dressed like batman in the first place. >> bat man. four walls and a ...