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>> [ laughter ] >> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bob's camper, everybody and i found this. >> don't hit me. >> i didn't hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didn't finish my point. >> it's not called the one. he's called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> i'm your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size host -- hobbit-size host. kim kardashian sweatpants. let's do this, america. every single thing...

>> [ laughter ] >> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bob's camper, everybody and i found this. >> don't hit me. >> i didn't hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didn't finish my point. >> it's not called the one. he's called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> i'm your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size host -- hobbit-size host. kim kardashian sweatpants. let's do this, america. every single thing...

>> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bob's camper, everybody and i found this. >> don't hit me. >> i didn't hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didn't finish my point. >> it's not called the one. he's called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> i'm your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size host -- hobbit-size host. kim kardashian sweatpants. let's do this, america. every single thing i regret in my ...

>> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bob's camper, everybody and i found this. >> don't hit me. >> i didn't hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didn't finish my point. >> it's not called the one. he's called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> i'm your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size host -- hobbit-size host. kim kardashian sweatpants. let's do this, america. every single thing i regret in my ...

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