Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20100303:11:36:00
Unbelievable goalie. in basketball, the 6-53 new jersey nets, on pace to become the worst team in nba history, have a new promotion. attend the game this friday, and they will file your taxes for free! >> come on. >> attend the game on sunday, they'll give you free open heart surgery. i'm not sure why hearing the nets and taxes would sound appealing to fans, but there you go. and, finally, during a time-out on monday's portland/memphis game, a fan tried his best michael jordan impersonation and ended up smashing his head. >> oh! >> that hurts! >> oh! >> dude! no! duck! >> oh! >> don't show...