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Blythe danker. it is andy levy. and if quinten tarantino made a "sesame street" movie he would play burt. and he worked at a think tank. i would rather see him in a dunk tank, aim right, ladies? daily beast columnist, michael moi fan han. -- moynahan. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. me and lou dabbs are out on the yacht. babes everywhere. wish you were here. >> he gave up paltrow for poultry. it is time for another edition of the segment that has america talking about stuff and things. >> gwenyth paltrow is right. >> she is. sensitive rocker and cuddle freak chris martin has gone...

While the buyer remains anonymous, my guess it is someone with a lot of money and into dirty under wear. it narrows it down to half of our staff. i have the names of the people on from last night. cross that out. sam, if stained sheets are art, you must be pablo picasso. >> it is a problem. i get she is glad she didn't put this on craigslist. $4 million because it was a depressed period of your life? that's how good artists have it. no one is paying that kind of money for my depression. >> maybe if you formed them into something. she took lemons and made lemonade, michael. who can blame her? y...

Likely that we will be able to tele port certain kinds of matter in a decade. for more on these innovations let's go to our senior technology correspondent. ♪ >> that will be you in 20 years. sam, do you believe these predictions are correct? >> i hope they are correct. i want to be myself. that's what i want to live for. it will be another fight with my girlfriend, but i feel she will see my account and be like where were you last night? she says it says right here you went to thailand. >> you go wherever. michael if you could teleport

We think it is the most responsible thing to do in our committee. >> sounds like a jackpot. michael is this a good idea? >> the city council, they always like doing things like declaring war on countries. they passed resolutions against dams in nicaragua. >> and they have sister cities. >> always places that put people in jail for the public enduce ments. >> they don't recognize texas. >> it is anybody and it is these cities that are so concerned. why are there so many homeless people there? >> i am okay with making sure they have access to medication. but you notice homeless people

Let's welcome our guests. it is ladies' night and the feeling's right. oh yes, it is lady's night, oh what a night. she is one sophisticated mama. writer and comedian bonnie mcfar land, you can see her and her husband doing live pod cast tapings of "my wife hates me" on march 11th. finally somebody has a pod cast. >> i did it. >> buck sexton, host of "real muse settings -- settings." and michael moi -- moynahan. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, andy, are you the new king? >> i just might be. did a napkin offend the