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30 Tweets About The Funny Names Kids Have For Things


"My daughter calls deodorant 'arm makeup'. You're welcome."
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16/07/2021 05:00am BST
If you’re looking for some truly creative takes on the English language, look to the children in your life.
Many parents tweet about their kids’ funny malapropisms and interesting turns of phrase ― which are often arguably superior to the correct terms. We’ve rounded up 30 funny tweets about what children call things. Enjoy!
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Guacamole, she wants guacamole.— 𝓜𝓸𝓶’𝓼 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 (@Mamaoutoforder) May 25, 2021
My daughter calls deodorant “armpit makeup”. You’re welcome.— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) May 29, 2018
9 y/o says what she misses most about going to movies is getting snacks from the “confession” stand so when we do go again, I’ll be paying a lot more attention when she places her order.— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) June 8, 2021

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30 Funny Tweets About What Kids Call Things

30 Funny Tweets About What Kids Call Things
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37 Tweets About Kids' Hilarious And Horrifying Realisations


"Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realised fish pee in it."
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21/04/2021 06:00am BST
As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology.
Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life.
Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realisations.
I've seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew's face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn't a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 7, 2020

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37 Tweets About Kids' Hilarious And Horrifying Realizations


"Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realized fish pee in it."
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04/19/2021 12:35pm EDT
As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology.
Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life.
Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realizations.
I've seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew's face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn't a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 7, 2020

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45 Tweets About The Funny Names Kids Have For Things


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Kids often show a creative approach to the English language. From their malapropisms to their creative descriptors for everyday objects, children’s turns of phrase are adorable, comical and arguably at times superior to the dictionary-official terms.
Fortunately, parents often tweet about the names their kids come up with for different things, so we can all enjoy the originality. We’ve rounded up 45 funny tweets about what kids call things.
My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I'm never correcting him.— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊�� (@HomeWithPeanut) July 28, 2020
4 has been carrying a small notebook around all day. She opens it, writes small scribbles and quickly closes it back up.

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45 Hilarious Tweets About The Sad State Of Our Pandemic Clothes


The COVID-19 pandemic has certainly transformed the way we dress.
With offices closed and social events confined to computer screens, sartorial priorities shifted from style to comfort. Over the past year, the funny folks on Twitter have shared the questionable outfits they wear in the coronavirus era.
Below, we’ve rounded up 45 relatable tweets that sum up the sad state of pandemic style.
The people in my Zoom room deserve better than the same three hoodies I keep wearing over and over, but it’s all I have to give.— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) January 30, 2021
I'm doing laundry and just whispered "It's almost our anniversary" to the pair of yoga pants I've been wearing since March.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 2, 2021

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Relatable Tweets About The Things Parents Google


They say kids don’t come with a manual, but fortunately parents have other resources at their disposal. Perhaps the most helpful one is Google.
From the practical to the absurd, there’s no limit to the information parents seek on Google. And as the funny mums and dads of Twitter have shown, raising kids leads to some pretty hilarious searches.
Below, we’ve rounded up 27 relatable tweets about the things parents Google. Enjoy!
I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 27, 2020

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