20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (June 20
"If my wife and I start a movie after 8PM it becomes a two night mini-series."
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"If my wife and I start a movie after 8PM it becomes a two night mini-series."
"My son saw his medicine said shake well before using so he shook his whole body and damn that apple never even fell from the tree."
"1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note. Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil."
"My daughter is writing a poem about our dog and she’s trying to find a word that rhymes with his name. Our dog’s name is Tucker. This will not end well."
"'It’s the last month of school, here are 97 activities in the middle of the day parents need to attend.' -- elementary schools"