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Included, reported at monkey crotch. pakistanis tell us today it's ç actually crotch monkey, not monkey crotch and i believe them. also on the banned text message word list as you expect, dozens of phrases that include the "f" word including phrases i've never heard of. i consider myself a scholar on these things. also 22 phrases that use the word butt, on the banned word list though it's the last name of a telecom person in pakistan. mr. butt being told to enforce making his own name illegal to text. i spent the entire weekend trying to live down my inability to deliver this news on friday ...

Population has a cell phone and they text message a lot. who know what is sort of wrong, blasphemous dirty words and phrases they are texting each other. the pakistani government thinks they know and they've made a list before 1,100 english words and phrases and about 600 urdu words and phrases that as of money the pakistani government says it expects service providers to block, to censor and prevent from being in text messages. among the words, flatulence, tongue, fairy, gone or riha, fingerfood, love pistol and also monkey crotch. do we have to use that picture? they also came up with more t...

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Crotch. because it is relevant to the news story at hand and not just because it's fun to say monkey crotch. this starts in pakistan. pakistan is keeping itself very busy sensoring the internet. in 2006 they blocked five web sites for providing misleading information. in '07 they shut down access to youtube because of nonislamic objectionable videos. last year they blocked facebook and wikipedia and then 17 other web sites. they even have a hotline you can call to report objectionable internet things. lines are open 24 hours a day, seven days a week for all your censoring needs. they literally...

And prevent from being transmitted as text messages. among the words, flatulence, tong, fairy, gonorrehea, spelled incorrectly, also the word head lights, finger food, love pistol, and deposit. also, monkey crotch. pakistani government officials also came up with more than -- do we have to use that picture? they also came up with more than 50 different phrases that involve the "f" word which might have been for fun because since if you just ban the "f" word, you also ban all 50 "f" word containing phrases. imagine how fun that must have been to be charged with coming up with the 50 words that ...