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That the ultra-religious rick perry, or shall we just say, the publicly religious rick perry, does not know the ninth commandment. he has shown himself incapable of remembering even three consecutive bullet points, so no one should expect the poor man to remember all ten commandments, despite his flamboyant public religiousity, nor shall we expect him to understand the ninth commandment. thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor is too fancy a way to tell rick perry not to lie. so not understanding the ninth commandment, rick perry put out a television ad last week that was based ...

We can no longer be surprised that the ultra-religious rick perry, or shall we just say, the publicly religious rick perry, does not know the ninth commandment. he has shown himself incapable of remembering even three consecutive bullet points, so no one should expect the poor man to remember all ten commandments, despite his flamboyant public religiousity, nor shall we expect him to understand the ninth commandment. thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor is too fancy a way to tell rick perry not to lie. so not understanding the ninth commandment, rick perry put out a televisio...

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>> the ninth commandment is also either escape the attention of mitt romney or is a bit too complicated for him to understand, or perhaps republicans have simply re-written the ninth commandment, dropping the word "not" and adjusting the word "neighbor." the republican ninth commander now says, in effect, thou shalt bear false witness against thy president. we showed you the the romney lie last night, and it's worth looking at again. >> thank you, new hampshire! i am confident that we can steer ourselves out of this crisis. who's going to be in charge of the economy if we need a rescue plan fo...

The president was actually showing the american government had been lazy, not the american people. >> there are a lot of things that make foreign investors see the u.s. as a great opportunity. our stability, our openness, our innovative free market culture, but, you know, we've been a little bit lazy, i think, over the last couple of decades. we've kind of taken for granted, you know, people will want to come here. and we aren't out there hungry, selling america and trying to attract new businesses into america. and we think that we can do much better than we're doing right now. you know, beca...