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Running away. he is back home now reunited with his owners in arizona after they spotted an ad that reported finding a stray tortoise. >> who knew you'd put that in the paper? >> there couldn't be many ads for stray tortoise. >> hundred pounds. there's so many questions. well, let's give them to indra petersons. how fast does a tortoise walk? >> absolutely no idea. but i do have a pet turtle. very easy to see on the water vapor satellite. notice kind of around the dakotas. look at all that air quickly coming down from canada. let's talk about all these separately here. the low has formed rig...

How many do we need to know that this doesn't work? excuse me. >> you know, i'm not sure the verdict is in yet. if we get people together and force them to contribute to the state, we know how to make this country morey -- more efficient. >> if texas -- would you see immigration from or into texas. >> people would move to texas. on that note, let's move, imigrate, if you will, to the next segment. all right, from corpses to caucuses. as the ads makes him sag, newt is blasting his rivals for blasting him and trying to shame rawn paul, mitt romney and others into stopping their tv attacks whic...

Is it time to start taking ron paul seriously? my pet turtle says yes. >> they said ron paul was peaking? >> i don't want to call him the crazy uncle with the crazy eyebrows, but somebody did. >> i have to defend ron paul. i have to. his son is a strong political leader and where did he get it from? his dad has talked about nothing but small government for decades. he probably deserves more respect than people give him. i don't care for a lot of his political beliefs, but i didn't know obama's political beliefs. let me go to you, anne. what do you make of the rise

Of het row sexual men addicted to sex, and because cultural rely, these men will turn to gay men for gratification. >> i disagree with the last part. it really has nothing to do with me what cover. -- whatsoever. >> i don't know what you are saying. i am not going to chelsea after the show. >> back to you, greg. >> thanks, andy. coming up, billy crystal is dead -- tired of hosting the oscars. can't say i blame him. it is a god awful mess. first. what is ms. workout routine? what makes him so brigham young. that joke kills when you read it on paper. the last time i listen to my pet turtle, ca...

Masters. masters for now anyway. says the head researcher as he sugar coats this material natter scenario, quote wick caw peed yaw is something that humans use to share knowledge that everyone canned dit, contribute knowledge to and access. the key is allowing robots to share knowledge. that's really new. yeah, share knowledge on how to enslave us. well, here is hoping that like us, they will be too distracked it by internet porn to do anything harmful. it happened to my pet turtle, carl. >> you know, it -- he doesn't even come down for breakfast anymore. >> sometimes i wonder why i bother shr...