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Let's do a counter dinner. maybe for police widows, the money goes there and trump has to go to that instead of that. so i will take you up on this offer, trump. it has to be a different event at the same time, different charities. it will still be a roast but it will be a gentle roast. >> juan: it's a tough thing. i remember when i imus went afr the clintons. >> greg: maybe this will be the last one. >> dana: they don't need a comedian. >> kimberly: the president would be far funnier. he's great at their rallies, he was great at the gridiron thing. >> greg: they can all be their own punch lin...

Give me a break. we will impeach the president. i don't do the we will have a lot of happy people when that happens. >> i think give the president credit when he deserves it. he pulled out of the paris agreement and i should get credit because he pulled out when he said he did and that is a refreshing quality in a man! >> announcer: this is "new day weekend" with victor blackwell and christi paul. >> good sunday morning. >> it's sunday morning, after that sound bite, it's sunday more than and welcome, people. >> it's the politics and the punch lines that so much people are lbe talking about an...

Sanders, press secretary, seated just a few feet from michelle wolf. also kellyanne conway in the audience. this event is always one where you get some punch lines that are meant to do a little bruising but not meant to really hurt. it is always a balance. there's always criticism about how it plays in the room, and beyond. certainly there is a lot of talk about did michelle go too far. michelle wolfe. or did she hit it right on the nose. >> i don't know. there were times i felt like c-span censors were going -- woo! there you go. all right. that's enough said. kelly, appreciate it. joining ...

State trump narrowly won. forecasts have democrats winning back the house and we turn to billy eichner and begin with the big question. are the democrats surging because of your work? >> absolutely. i was watching that and thinking about what a hero hero i am. sometimes i'm so busy doing the work that i forget. >> you forget to reflect. >> how much i have meant to american democracy. and you know, the republic in general. i've gone to a few makeups lately, history museums. i just walked around thinking god, i'm a great person. i don't have to be here. >> you're very funny. you're known to be f...

Sorks by now you've seen some of the jokes that president trump delivered at this gridiron dinner in washington off camera. supposed to be a light hearded event with the president delivering punch lines. with korea it was an olive brunch. coincides with the 2-day meeting starts today with top aids. meeting with north korean officials in pyongyang, this is the first time it's happening. >> this morning, once in a decade diplomacy as for the first time in about ten years, top aids from south korea meeting with the north korean government in pyongyang, eye