Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. if you will forgive me, i want to take the opportunity to read two bedtime story to my girls. i do so like green eggs and ham. thank you, thank you, sam i am. note folks in the gallery who just waved. i'm not sure if they have, they have their electronics, so if you tweet it, may end up here and i may have the chance to read it. i want to point out just a few words of wisdom from "duck dynasty." red neck rule number one, most things can be fix ed with duct tape, extension cords. i will say standing here after 14 hour, standi...