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Ron, last word or are you just going to grin like a simple ton. >> i am grining. research shows not only did they have twice our strength -- >> that's true -- >> they weren't dumb. they were intelligent. we got lucky the first time. i would let things lie. >> from dna to d-bags. this just in, john mayor is a huge knob. just when you think mayer can't get more duchier, he comes up duchier. this is in a march issue of plt playboy." he talks about his ex's body, jessica simpson, as being a wonderland. he says, quote, "that girl is like crack cocaine to me. sexually it was crazy. it was like napal...

Anyway, the scientists -- no one laughed at that joke. they are close to guiding the nearest relative after sequencing the genetic code of a 30,000 neanderthal woman. i would like to sequence her genetic code. if they can clone cave men, it raises the question, should they? we asked a descendant to comment. >> is that my breath? excuse me, mom is that one ready? that is cold. shake this one up. let's get that one ready. ♪ the bells of saint mary's." >> truly is a hairy treasure. ron, i go to you for no apparent reason. won't they be exploited? >> yeah, and actually there goes the post racial...

This is coming from the most seasoned minds. >> he has a season mind and under underpants i might add. do you buy this story? >> of course i do. "the national enquirer" said it. and i am happy for them. i am just a little disappointed i can't see john edwards do "the bachelor" or the" vh1 dating show." >> ron, could they live happily of after? >> look, he has my sympathy. he deserves to go to hell for what he has done. but marying this woman and having to look at her every day is harsh. >> an excellent point. on that point we must take a break. >> no. >> always a pleasure having you on the sho...

Joke. but even sometime bad jokes get a laugh. >> that's my goal ef night. thank you, ron for being the only one not buying into the myth that knee january der shalls were -- neanderthals were stupid. they were as smart as their homosapien unit coulder parts and had larger brains. >> they were stupid and inferior. write letters neanderthals. >> why did we hunt them and eat them? >> alex wants to eat fat kids and bill wants to eat knee january der -- knee january. >> i met one last weekend at a bar. >> why do you bother to evolve if we will just make 30-year-old cave women again? >> yeah. >> je...

Welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. andy, would you rather spend valentine's day with your pet or partner or in your case, are they one in the same? >> what are you saying, greg? >> not saying anything. >> want to be clear on what you are implying so i can tell my lawyers. >> are your lawyers named pixel and stormy? >> esquire. >> you will find out. their names are more jew ethan that. -- jewy than that. >> picks el stein. >> first lady launches a war on obesity. you said you were a fat kid. it seems to me if you want to be obese, do it wh...