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>> roseanne: rent a dog fora date is hard. >> greg: any fellow will tell you going to the city in the park with a dog on your lap never works. and even if it does work all you meet is someone who is eventually going to take your dog away from you. trust me. >> greg: kat, you know this that puppies have a biological effect on women. so basically you're triggering a substance in their brains >> kat: that's a take. >> greg: it's a rover roofie. it's a ruff ruff roofie >> kat: you done believe that you just wanted to say ruff ruff roofie. >> greg: i did >> kat: and that's the response he was looki...

Mandarin. >> greg: yes. you know, roseanne, if you actually take the idea of like anal justice or metaphors away that means you can only speak literally about things. we with never he-actually there would be no such thing as humor, nothing. >> roseanne: i think comedy is a big part of the target because comedy's so powerful. it's funny because this is a late night funny show because it's pointed at power. and the fact that we can laugh at them really upsets them and they want to put an end to that. they don't want us to laugh at them. because it's so powerful to be able to laugh them to scorn,...

Fox news contributor kat timpf. finally lions claim they have a heart of a tyrus. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: roseanne this has been my dream to have you on this show. >> oh, thank you. >> greg: but i don't dream very much but when i do it's about you. >> cool. >> congrats on the special. >> thank you very much so fun. >> can you give me a quick summary sound bite for the viewers a home who are probably still sober. >> it's quick my first, my first shot to explain myself and kind of come back and, you know, kind of even the store with ...

Day for me. you saw that one of these balloons was up in alaska, did you see that? don't you feel at some point they go oh, there's a spy balloon. i feel like if it's white and slowly floating, i feel like that's just a balloon balloon. is it really a spy if it's so obvious. when the folk got shot down biden was like, so, is it a boy or is it a girl? [laughter] >> greg: you did okay there. i u i don't know. did we need fire jets and are we sending a guy with -- >> >>. >> roseanne: a waste of resources. >> greg: you probably should have quit after that last joke. >> tyrus: off the rails. >> ros...

♪ >> greg: five words, dogs are the best wing men. roseanne, a study finds that two out of three people are more likely to match with someone if they have a picture of a dog in their profile, dog owners are seen as less threatening and more trustworthy. my feeling p this now you have the study out it's all the deseptemberors and so it will be. >> roseanne: now that the news is out all the creeps will just go get a dog and that will push up animal abuse because he goes who cares if he dies i'll get another one. >> greg: i'm getting laid over here, put the drawing in the trunk. >> roseanne: ri...