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>> no, i would have never worn a vest. >> small difference. >> i rocked the vest pretty hard. i know that surprises you. >> not shocked at all. >> sam, you said afterward carson went to make a wish and asked who had the least amount of time left and you pointed to a campaign. you said who pointed to the campaign? still you can't point to the campaign. >> you have to be ready for the scrutiny. i wasn't ready. >> workshop it. maybe make it tighter. >> you know what, i'm honing it for the next show. i'm trying. this is not some mackey stand up show. this is big time tv. >> i [bleep] hate mackey, ...

Fight hard enough. >> trump will definitely give a fight. i like the ad. it makes other people uncomfortable. i feel like the person who loves this the most is anthony wiener forgetting more press. he is like, yea, i made it. >> he is not doing the stand up. >> i want to go to you, sam because i am going to read this first. are they playing a video game or worthy of a claim. the military drone pilots work far from the battlefield in windowless rooms in is you bauer bauer -- suburban america. now they are making them eligible for combat wars and medals. some actual combat veterans were unhappy ...

And glasses. >> no, i would have never worn a vest. >> small difference. >> i rocked the vest pretty hard. i know that surprises you. >> not shocked at all. >> sam, you said afterward carson went to make a wish and asked who had the least amount of time left and you pointed to a campaign. you said who pointed to the campaign? still you can't point to the campaign. >> you have to be ready for the scrutiny. i wasn't ready. >> workshop it. maybe make it tighter. >> you know what, i'm honing it for the next show. i'm trying. this is not some mackey stand up show. this is big time tv. >> i [bleep] ...

He eats lean meat. it is working because his body is efficient. i'm just saying. >> sam -- >> it is not as firm as it should be. >> do you like most comedians in cyst on a diet of romin noodles and beer? >> i am on comedy club diet and i demand extra honey mustard with my chicken fingers when they say it costs extra i say it is a little bit. >> you go in the back room and the food is sitting there. >> i just did a club where it was a chef/manager. this is a well run chef right here. >> do you think all of this matters or does it matter only when you are in top condition like tom brady? >> nobo...

Word. >> i don't think you deserve a parade. >> this is good stuff, guys. this is good. >> even though i look like one of the guys andy was shooting at. i still very much am on your side. >> sometimes after you are on the show, sam, i get ptsd. the weird thing is i was in korea. i don't even know why that makes sense. katie, you said you could do this, be a drone operator since you play a lot of call of duty. >> it was a bad joke. don't get mad. >> my question is did you ever die when you were playing? if you did, you shouldn't do this. >> i didn't think -- yeah, i die a lot. you don't get to ...