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>> the best are the ones with no filter. my mom says whatever is on her mind. yeah, it stinks at the moment. it can be mortar fying, but then it is out there. what this video is teaching us is everybody should say what they are thinking. >> it is not sam's mom. >> the best would be a robot stripper. >> no feelings from her. she doesn't give a damn. >> i don't even know what that means. i am bleeping that. >> i'm sorry. i took a chance. >> i can't believe you said that about eleanor roosevelt. she has been dead for 40 years. she walked on walked on the moon, but will women still swoon? buzz ald...

Rockefeller tree. i don't know what that means. i am here with imus in the morning associate producer. she is going home for the holidays, home is what she calls the nearest liquor store that takes food stamps. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he will be spending christmas at the movies because he is a lonely, stupid freak. it is tv's andy levey. i asked for a chee yaw pet, but this is close enough. sam morrell. a block. that's the first story. >> it will play and a victory for freedom and fart jokes they say the "the interview" will see a limited release this christmas. so will i. it had been ya...

He went from barely living to jk living. a british man awoke from a coma from a car crash think heying was matthew mcconaghey. when i looked in the mirror i was shocked because i didn't look like i'm h. i didn't know what i was looking at. i was thinking i can't wait to get out of here and back to filming movies. i don't care if the story is fake. it is awesome. are you buying this? >> sure. i have heard of things like this before where you have a traumatic head injury and then become like a mathematician. it makes me want to bang my head on something. you have to do it exactly right. that's t...

Are the bearded ladies. >> apologize to italy and the italians. >> italians here feel me. >> that's a stereo type from old italian joke books. >> that's where i got it from. >> you are pathetic. where are you performing on new year's eve? >> crackers downtown indianapolis. >> crackers ? >> crackers. >> that's a progressive title. >> i will be telling my older jokes. >> i hope there are no protests down there. crackers. my goodness. i will be somewhere. not there. i don't know where i will be. have a happy, happy new year. >> you too. >> special thanks to carly and tv's andy levey and joanne no...

A panda and this is a danda or a pog. >> oh that's better. >> it is a poking, sam. a pog, sam. i invented a word. >> a brilliant trick. >> they say he is facing charges over false passports. i didn't know they had passports. it is way more complicated. >> and they say they were six months younger than the documents stated. what kind of tect -- detective is doing this work? >> i am not like i will get to the bottom of that. >> that is cute. >> animals don't care about how hold they are, right? >> you don't know that. >> i do. >> then, yeah. >> would you have will faen for this? >> i would have ...