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He eats lean meat. it is working because his body is efficient. i'm just saying. >> sam -- >> it is not as firm as it should be. >> do you like most comedians in cyst on a diet of romin noodles and beer? >> i am on comedy club diet and i demand extra honey mustard with my chicken fingers when they say it costs extra i say it is a little bit. >> you go in the back room and the food is sitting there. >> i just did a club where it was a chef/manager. this is a well run chef right here. >> do you think all of this matters or does it matter only when you are in top condition like tom brady? >> nobo...

>> thanks for having me. >> i don't think it is carson's fault. it is the cameraman's fault. he zoomed in on him. >> that's a weird choice to zoom in and then know you have to blur it out lately. producer probably hate him. if ben carson told me i would grow up to be like ben carson i would turn my academic career around immediately. >> i thought he inspires you. >> you should see when he is talking to him, you are going to grow up to be just like me and the kid is like, not a good -- >> the kid does president like school. and he is thinking i have to apply myself now. he is a goof off and he ...

Think she was trying to pull a mom move like get outta there! but that was on camera. >> i don't know, sam, do these celebrities have a right to get awards unincome bettered by -- unem come bettered by -- >> who is getting these awards? don't they usually have to have manners. >> comedy club bouncers don't do a thing. she is there two seconds. >> how many times are you attacked on stage and the comedy club staff does nothing. >> i bombed in front of my mom because nobody was in the room. i like cheryl. >> katie, i think this guy deserves what he gets. >> so first of all i want to say i was dis...

>> the mets game just started. andy, i know you're a huge fan and this is a big game, but doing the hoe show is more impot than the mets. [ laughter ] >> let's welcome our guests. she'll take your breath ariser away. >> that was good. >> it's tom van horn. when i requested some guy, our booker took it literally, guy benson. and he got here a day early to make fun of tomorrow's guest, joe mackie. sitting next to me is comedian sam morrell. let's start the show. >> finally homeland finally, homeland gets artistic. "homeland" was trolled by a team of graffiti artists.