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There's a couple, and the gentleman goes in for a hernia operation. he comes to and he sees a woman in his recovery room and he has no idea who this woman is. this is the man we're talking about. i want you to listen to what he has to say to the woman he thinks he is meeting for the first time. >> did the doctor send you? man, you are eye candy. you are the prettiest woman i've ever seen. >> you eat the cracker. >> who are you? what's your name? >> my name is candace. i'm your wife. >> you are my wife? how long have we been married? >> a long time. >> oh, my god. i hit the jackpot. >> they hav...

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Capitol hill reporter and reporter casey hunt, todd washington correspondent for radio international, msnbc contributor dave weigel from slate.com and rebecca, deputy editor of politico.com. thank you for joining me. i want to go through the topics on the house and senate side. we have time for this. we'll start with democrats and make our way to the republicans. looking at democrats. we showed a little video. it moved dianne feinstein. do more people watching the video, does it loosen up? >> feinstein thinks so. i was outside of that intelligence committee meeting on thursday and she said is ...

Preamble of the united states of america, without missing a word, i did it. >> you want to vote, little girl, stand up, look at me, and recite the preamble from the constitution, do not miss a word. if you were frip and you wanted to vote back then, you might get put to all kinds of challenges, ridiculous challenges like this. ridiculous challenges like these ones from louisiana that were recently dug up by slate.com. quote -- i can't even say this one. write right from the left to the right as you see it spelled here. huh? how about this one? print the word "vote" upsidedown but in the correc...

Insulting to native american people. change the name of the washington "r" word. they send a lot of players to the nfl, which they're very proud of. but his comment is like goliath. this is a vertical uphill fight, but i can tell you tonight that he is getting somewhere. real progress at this point. yesterday, the website slate.com said they would no longer refer to the washington team by their r word name. they announced they too, would stop using the name. today, the folks at mother jones said no r word for them either. they are all lefty publications, as you may expect. but it includes main...