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Down? mathematician is boring. >> lumber jack that's what i order at denny's. >> where do you think your trees come from? >> i thought it was a machine. have you seen paul bunyon? you get to see people make out. you are on a calendar and you are on a truck, dalmatian, pole mail carrier. except for the dogs you are all right. out in the sun and you have a satchel. >> things like lumber jack you are outside. it seems like a good job. lumber -- lumber jacks you are with man -- manly men -- >> you don't get splinters until later. >> you don't -- you go back to the shack and who knows what happens....

. welcome back. in case you haven't noticed, the weather outside is turning a bit nastier out there and while the leaves are changing, the wicked wind, wet, heavy snow can cause branchs to fall and leave a huge mess. >> that's true and it's time to release your inner lumber jack. some chainsaws that make the cut. hi, how are you? >> good, how are you? >> good. >> you brought three here. this is the kafts man 18 incher. it's heavy. >> it's 14 pounds, not as light as the others but $100 less. $150. consumer's best buy. >> really. >> 18, versus 16. it's capable of big stuff and fine for most ho...

Wanted to sueto get extra money. it reminds me of a documentary that monty python did. to the end you find out this guy who was a lumber jack wore woman's clothing. this is evidence that a lot of lumber jacks jacks are [bleep]. >> shut up. you are terrible. >> even if you never appear in ply you are obviously a -- [bleep. >> you are an idiot. >> if somebody yelled timber at me i would give them a high five . >> imogen, take this out of the gutter. >> we are being played by the play girl model. apparently he still models. basically he is doing th so we all about him and he gets more work models...

Pounds is the kind of money they use over there? >> yes. if you had done some research what he was offering was a thousand pound roll of bounty. you have to read the stories. i know you are doing other shows, but read the stories. >> big fan of the lumber jack. >> you think it is awesome a guy threatened to beat up another guy. >> not mean things. he criticized his ability to fight. >> you can't go beating up people because you don't like what they say. >> maybe you should be able to. can i say something about the soda thing since you neglected me? >> sure. >> i want to say one thing. one of t...

Of course, rick reichmuth is out there. big paul bunyan show and festival carving out his own niche. >> is he a frustrated lumber jack. >> he is. >> you know that. that's for sure. okay, guys. here is what we have got going on. first of all, we have a gretchen fan and alisyn fan. shirt on that says i love gretchen and alisyn. so i have got rick and richard and mike. we have got two trees right here. they say that they can take these trees down pretty quickly. we are going to race. how quickly we are not going to make you go your fastest. how quick can you take this down. >> probably about a mi...