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Save the washington sock puppet's hand by letting him, encouraging him to bomb his damascus sock puppet. [laughter] this is, this is brilliant. i couldn't follow the last bond film where it turns out that blowfed is secretly james bond's half brother or whatever it is. jesse: right. >> this is even better. putin and trump were twins separated at birth, and they've been planning all this since 1953. jesse: that's right. so all day on msnbc say they trump is the dumbest president of all time, but then at nighttime they come out and say he's so smart, he's orchestrated this international conspira...

House could have a big night with missiles and all of the praise he's picked up over the last 24 hours? wouldn't it be so nice if you couldn't even in your wildest dreams imagine a scenario like that?n i don't know what it is, is it a 2% chance, is it a 50% chance? i don't know. but what -- i don't think it's a 0% chance, and it used to be with every other president prior to donald trump. jesse: i'm just laughing. i don't even know what to say, mark. what do you have to say about that? >> there's a conspiracy theory i could get behind. [laughter] so if you're bashar assad and putin has gone to...

Save the washington sock puppet's hand by letting him, encouraging him to bomb his damascus sock puppet. [laughter] this is, this is brilliant. i couldn't follow the last bond film where it turns out that blowfed is secretly james bond's half brother or whatever it is. jesse: right. >> this is even better. putin and trump were twins separated at birth, and they've been planning all this since 1953. jesse: that's right. so all day on msnbc say they trump is the dumbest president of all time, but then at nighttime they come out and say he's so smart, he's orchestrated this international conspira...

So that his friend in the white house could have a big night with missiles and all of the praise he's picked up over the last 24 hours? wouldn't it be so nice if you couldn't even in your wildest dreams imagine a scenario like that?n i don't know what it is, is it a 2% chance, is it a 50% chance? i don't know. but what -- i don't think it's a 0% chance, and it used to be with every other president prior to donald trump. jesse: i'm just laughing. i don't even know what to say, mark. what do you have to say about that? >> there's a conspiracy theory i could get behind. [laughter] so if you're ba...

Save the washington sock puppet's hand by letting him, encouraging him to bomb his damascus sock puppet. [laughter] this is, this is brilliant. i couldn't follow the last bond film where it turns out that blowfed is secretly james bond's half brother or whatever it is. jesse: right. >> this is even better. putin and trump were twins separated at birth, and they've been planning all this since 1953. jesse: that's right. so all day on msnbc say they trump is the dumbest president of all time, but then at nighttime they come out and say he's so smart, he's orchestrated this international conspira...