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So like new mexico, for some reason you always see ufo to in -- pete: that's off the list. will: right. rachel: oh, it's not like where you could survive, but where you're more likely to see -- less likely -- pete: yeah. a lot of military bases in texas, the aliens would probably target that. kay and tennessee, fort campbel- rachel: got it. will: i think you want to live someplace you could get to one of those places within 36 hours, get to the mountains, get to the woods, get to your guns -- pete: but i don't get it. i guess new york must not include new york city, because new york city's don...

Will: i wasn't the guy who paid the bill. i think he left her $2. otherwise, how do they get the message? pete: was it intentionally bad? i'm one waitress, i've got 50 tables -- will: restaurant was empty. it was really bad. would you zero a tip? pete: no. rachel: because i was a waitress, and i know what it's like. by the way, i was a waitress where there were a lot of european customers, and they are the worst tippers. will: i can't explain how bad it was -- pete: if they called me a name -- will: just shy of calling me a name. rachel: then they definitely knew where you worked. [laughter] p...

Will's confident about this. a new study reveals the safest state to live in the event of extraterrestrial attack, and it's bad news for the west coast, is what we're saying. so these are the states most likely to sur -- rachel: it's not vising. pete: the source of this is nj casino.com -- [laughter] so consider the source. will: i like it. rachel: sounds super credible. pete: it's all east of the mississippi. rachel: a lot of places where there's trees -- well, wisconsin you can hide out in the woods, the north woods of wisconsin, that's where my cabin is -- pete: what about montana? idaho? t...