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Address. some reporter released the story claiming i am in a new relationship, and for the first time in a long time, was having sex with someone other than my cabbage patch doll. i'm happy to say that it is true, but it's not just one relationship, it is many. i took this summer, and i took my lady parts on tour. and i'm calling it, wait for it, caslapapalooza. the hardest part was installing the stadium seating inside my vagina. this summer i made my way around fire island with this hairy jew. you can obviously tell by looking at him he's not that

But there is one huge story that broke that i need to address. some reporter released the story claiming i am in a new relationship, and for the first time in a long time, was having sex with someone other than my cabbage patch doll. i'm happy to say that it is true, but it's not just one relationship, it is many. i took this summer, and i took my lady parts on tour. and i'm calling it, wait for it, caslapapalooza. the hardest part was installing the stadium seating inside my vagina. this summer i made my way around fire island with this hairy jew.

>> the carna hyrams are training for their third year of football since the big storm. the team looks good, the coacher are hopeful. but the rams are getting a big boost thanks to a wild idea from the school's 24-year-old athletic director. brian bordanick brought in by new york for the teach america program. >> what is your vision for what you're going to put here? >> a synthetic turf football field, eight lanes, almost track with stadium seating and lighting. >> always a tough institution, carver was destroyed by katrina, students scattered, and yet since he launched his field of dreams proj...

>> go. >> reporter: the carver high rams are training for their third year of football since the big storm. the team looks good. the coaches are hopeful. >> we are in the process of rebuilding and getting better year by year. >> reporter: but the rams are getting a big boost, thanks to a wild idea from the schools a 24-year-old athletic director, brian bordainick. what is your vision for what you are going to put here? >> we want a state of the art community space, a synthetic turf football field and track with stadium seating and lighting. >> reporter: that's a reasonable dream? >> more or le...

Katrina ravaged the ninth ward, a real-life field of dreams. here's tom foreman. >> go! >> reporter: carville hirams are training for their third year of football since the big storm. >> set, hut! >> reporter: the team looks good. the coaches are hopeful. >> right now we're in the process of building, trying to get better year by year. >> reporter: but the rams are getting a big boost thanks to a wild idea from the school's 24-year-old athletic director. brian bordanic, brought in from new york by the teach for america program. what is your vision for what you're going to put here? >> we want ...