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>> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of...

>> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? no. whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of era. >> they said, are you a valley girl? no, i'm a surfer, because before there was the mall, there was the ocean, okay? >> she was so much more than stand-up, she was commenting on the world w...

And knock the [ bleep ] out of your mouth, which i think is appropriate and funny. >> listen, i don't have time to tell you all the things that are the matter with you. but let's start with that checkered bell bottomed suit. >> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> ynt know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i date ed my last boyfriend r two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >>his is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? i could put it i...

>> bearded man: places, act 1. >> woman: how are things? >> guy: ah, good. should i put the game on? the patriots are playing the red skins. >> paul: do we know where the dry cleaning is? there's no job that you can liken to this job. >> woman: what are you trying to say, mike, we're some sort of time travelers? >> man: my hemp business is doing really well. >> paul: i think it's all i only have like four lines, right? >> anthony: is it a kind of supportive? i mean, comedians are not famous for -- >> paul: stand ups, specifically, is more cut throat. >> guy: why don't we all just calm down her...

It's your first time getting paid as a performer, and it's also the largest amount of people i've performed for was on a cruise ship. it's 950 people you're performing to, you know, four nights a week. >> anthony: right. ♪ >> bearded man: places, act 1. >> woman: how are things? >> guy: ah, good. should i put the game on? the patriots are playing the red skins. >> paul: do we know where the dry cleaning is? there's no job that you can liken to this job. >> woman: what are you trying to say, mike, we're some sort of time travelers? >> man: my hemp business is doing really well. >> paul: i thi...