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Nobody could quite capture that comedy. it's not just finding the funniest person with the funniest voice. it's not that easy. >> is there something i can help you with? >> wow, you look cold. >> it is tricky when, as a comedian, you find your voice, and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show and they're, like, oh, you can't talk about anything that's gotten you to this point. >> i'm always trying to look good for guys, it's always backfiring on me. you're always on a diet. i'm on a diet because i'm trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fal...

>> we have a new young comedian with us tonight. he's just 19 years old and just graduated from the high school of performing arts in new york. freddie prinze practiced latino energy to television in a way we haven't seen it. he was such an ambassador for a different voice. >> i asked my mother, she said they were on the subway trying to pick each other's pockets. >> he goes on the tonight show and catches fire. carson brings him over. that's another like this is incredible. then they go to commercial. they come back again. they bump the guest to talk more where this young comedian. >> you kno...

Nobody could capture that comedy. it's not just finding the funniest person with the funniest voice. it's not that easy. >> is there something i can help you with? >> wow, you look cold. >> it is tricky when, as a comedian, you find your voice, and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show and they're, like, oh, you can't talk about anything that's gotten you to this point. >> i'm always trying to look good for guys, it's always backfiring on me. you're always on a diet. i'm on a diet because i'm trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asle...

Outgoing us ambassador to the un nikki haley, david lee miller in new york to tell us how the ambassador did. >> as you mentioned the us un ambassador nikki haley is stepping down by year's end and at the house smith dinner arguably she had a test run as a standup comic. listen for yourself and decide, should she quit her day job. >> everyone in washington called me with advice about this speech. they all said the same thing. do not, under any circumstances, make any jokes about the president. so, good night, everybody. actually the president called me this morning and gave me some really good...

You can't talk about anything that's gotten you to this point. >> i'm always trying to look good for guys, it's always backfiring on me. you're always on a diet. i'm on a diet because i'm trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asleep. >> the whole reason you got into comedy is because you can say whatever you want and then you get on television and you can only say 2% of what you want. >> you say in that bed, a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. >> as a standup comic you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of m...