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I'm not certain that's exactly the best model for a national figure to have on television. but, at minimum maybe cbs ought to look into anger management courses. one liberal replacing another one. only this one apparently knows how to wield a knife. >> he has got until 2015 to take that course. anyway, karl, always nice to talk to you. >> you bet. >> coming up, the 2015 race is heating up. yes, we said 2015. that is when, as we just noted, the newly named late show host stephan colbert begins running against the jimmies, can can he keep up? my favorite greg gutfeld is here to talk about that l...

Replacement, i mean, i think a lot of the women were sort of, you know, hoping if it couldn't be greg gutfeld a woman might get the job. not taking anything away from stephen colbert. >> sebelius is free. she would have been great. >> that's mean. >> how is that mean? >> that's very mean. you know it's mean. >> no, it's not. it's great. no such thing as too soon when it comes to obamacare. you know, bigger prize for me out of all of this was howard stern, you know, suggesting that i would be a good successor to letterman even though i had a chance. howard stern was second to suggest you. i twe...

I thought i was a shoe in. it was either going to be me or maybe lou dobbs. i think lou would have done a better job. he is institution. colbert is a frontrunner, funny guy. i expected him to get it obviously they hate short people. i am passed over once again. i had all my stuff packed. now i'm just drunk you do that every day. i wouldn't blame the alcohol on not getting the job. you know, it is really disheartening maybe he will get colbert's show, looks like i'm trying to push you out. >> it is. you don't like me, greta. you want me out of this network. no, obviously i love fnc, it's a grea...

Single one. >> that's what we made clear. >> you would like for chairman camp to do that. >> i would love for that. >> maybe is he watching. nice to see you. >> nice to see you. >> directly ahead. speaker of the house john boehner is firing back at eric holder. what set off their war of words. hear from them both. what karl rove has to say. jimmy's new late night competition will be stephan colbert. set to take over for david letterman. greg gutfeld is here to tell you who he thinks should have gotten that job and tell you what he thinks. tweet or post about the colbert news. use #greta, you m...

Wrapping things up and taking a hike. stephen colbert is in. colbert named the next host of the late show. will the late show look like colbert's old show? you both like the letter s, that's is shocking. what you are looking at is the here actual microwave oven i stole from bill o'reilly's green room. >> i took the liberty of opening you a twitter account. president clinton was taken but president lejeff is available. >> are your -- really that good. >> no, but my bigs are really big. >> greg gutfeld is host of that fantastic show on show red eye. and co-host of the other fantastic show the fi...