COM The Colbert Report November 30, 2012
Cheers and applause you can rely on the old mans money stephen now laughs whoo cheers and applause now i know that lotto money is going to be mine, okay . Even though the drawing hasnt happened yet, even though the odds of winning are 175 million to one. Because i bought 175 million tickets. laughter and im guaranteed to win, because every single one of these babies has the exact same lucky numbers. laughter all right . So its in the bank. I am megarich no more slaving away for the man 30 minutes a day four days a week. laughter look, its been a great run, its been fun, but lets face it im not...
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