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Tv biz. cbs says stephen cobert is the answer. he's set now to replace david letterman. when mr. letterman decides to call it quits stepping down from his "late night show" sometime next year, the slot is offici officially filled. the host of comedy's colbert report. you've probably seen it. he says he is absolutely thrilled and grateful to get the new gig. in only the way stephen colbert could. looks like a madame tuso doesn't it. he says he now plans to go and grind a gap in his front teeth. cross-examination, stephen colbert. i know i will watch if i can stay awake. the story that it's hi...

crashing an outdoor graduation. caught rhett handed and rhett faced. a robber sprased and spanked. you're going to see it. good morning, everybody. who love this is one. >> i love that one, too. >> bang, bang, don't come back. it's nice to have you here. i'm ashleigh banfield. >> and zoraida. it's 5:00 a.m. in the east so let's get started for you. up first bill clinton getting back on script and back in step with the white house at least for now. in an exclusive interview with wolf blitzer, the former president doing a lot of apologizing after praising mitt romney's sterling busin...

they're referring to the straits of hormuz. this is a big threat from iran, the closure of it and the u.s. is bearing down on that as well as the accusations we killed their scientist. you'll those words. there are new efforts to take away parole power from the governor in one state. and this is reaction to that fiasco that happened in mississippi where the outgoing governor decided to give full pardons so there are four convicted murders on the loose right now, the attorney general is saying there will be a nationwide manhunt for those guys that took off running. >> i still don't ...

To draw contrast between the big bad ceo and the voters there. if you want to sound smart, tell your friends in south carolina incomes per person is just over $33,000. that's about $7,000 below the national average in the state's unemployment rate has not been below 9% in three years. enough of the real news. let's huddle up around the water cooler and talk about the cobert report. you may have heard that stephen cobert leads john huntsman by a point. needless to say, he makes hay out of that last night. >> my home state of south carolina is where presidents are chosen and occasionally suk s d...

Stephen cobert. >> the south carolina native is not even officially on the ballot. but he is still getting 5%? >> oh, my god! it's me! i am so not mitt. look how different we are. i'm the one with the glasses. but wait. wait. wait. that's crazy! these guys have been running for a year now. how could i ever compete with an established candidate like governor jon huntsman. >> you have seen this? >> no. >> now i'm looking for the colbert bug in south carolina. >> i'm sorry, i guess the col bs bert bump reflected off you and bounced back to me. this just got real. a major pollster has me at 5% and...