Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20141224:08:56:00
Pandas were dogs because they saw them actually enjoying having sex. they knew right away they were not pandas. >> i was doing research. the one thing you don't have to fake at an italian circus are the bearded ladies. >> apologize to italy and the italians. >> italians here feel me. >> that's a stereo type from old italian joke books. >> that's where i got it from. >> you are pathetic. where are you performing on new year's eve? >> crackers downtown indianapolis. >> crackers ? >> crackers. >> that's a progressive title. >> i will be telling my older jokes. >> i hope there are no protests down...