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Good luck with this. more tech troubles for health care.gov. >> a lot of folks are talking about the health care enrollment website how it is crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking. >> there it is. first by the way, they did real changes to the health care.gov site. gone is the smiling woman. white house soup of the day, ribolita. we'll be right back. the big cheese. and in this corner, the best generation of dawn power, platinum! [ bell dings ] here we go! [ female announcer ] dawn platinum power clean's micro-scrubbing enzymes give you t...

Section, another place where the obama care debacle has broken through is on the camdy section. let's take a look at last night, "saturday night live" rolled out someone who looked like catherine sebelius. >> a lot of folks have been talking about our new health care enrollment website, how it's been crashing and freezing, shutting down, not working and breaking and sucking. well, tonight, i have a number of friendly tips to help you deal with those technical problems. for example, have you tried restarting your computer? >> and john seward weighed in this week with a pretty sinking bit of moc...

You've almost convinced me. bill, does this hope a celebrity will be on your jury when you're brought up on charges of sucking. >> that's illegal. i hate tom hanks. i hate him for the reason that everyone loves pim high pressure he's still married. he's a national treasure. he's a 21st century jimmy stewart. i hate him for all those reasons and he walks around with his glasses. he exudes the fact he knows america loves him. i hope he serves on nine million jury duties and i hope they are terrible and he's there forever and and shaving ryan's privates are terrible. >> none of the things you hat...

You've almost convinced me. bill, does this hope a celebrity will be on your jury when you're brought up on charges of sucking. >> that's illegal. i hate tom hanks. i hate him for the reason that everyone loves pim high pressure he's still married. he's a national treasure. he's a 21st century jimmy stewart. i hate him for all those reasons and he walks around with his glasses. he exudes the fact he knows america loves him. i hope he serves on nine million jury duties and i hope they are terrible and he's there forever and and shaving ryan's privates are terrible. >> none of the things you hat...

Temperatures sometimes. if you are outside you kind of feel like the sucking of the wind. there is a tower cam shot right now of kind of the horizon and that ominous nature that comes with tornadic activity. tell us more about what people can expect. >> we're going to continue to see weather conditions deteriorate across parts of kansas. as we take you over to our radar very quickly, we want to make this a little bit bigger for you. what we are dealing with now is a tornado emergency and the area that we are looking at is now another area of rotation. this is just to the northeast of wichita. ...