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Entering often women's bathrooms. >> well, here's the thing, greg, i ghot a bladder the size of a dime. and the men's room was always occupied by andy and another dude. so i had to go in the women's room to do what nature asked me to do. >> i wasn't even there, so, you know -- >> yeah. you were in the bathroom. >> greg: we gotta take a break. when we return -- [chuckles] -- >> careful. witthe venture card from capital one, we get double miles on every purchase. so we earned a trip to vegas twice as fast! [ brays ] and since double miles add up fast, we can bring the whole gang. is caesar home?...

>> thank you. i have no idea what that means. >> greg: i have no idea what you just said. >> i'll just move on. dude, we'll act like it never happened. >> greg: okay. andy has a habit of saying that a lot. saturday morning. >> usually it involves an exchange of money, though. brooke, you were unclear why the said it went against his religion. his dad is a minister in the believers in fellowship that believes young men and women shouldn't touch in an unfamiliar manner. >> now i know. >> i usually touch women in a familiar manner. >> don't usually make up words like unfamiliar. >> why enter into...

Question for s.c., you were there? >> i was, didn't have you a panel on saturday? what happened? >> i went out with and you i literally could not talk. >> i was the first to leave you -- of all of you. i was the first to leave to go home to my room, knowing i had a panel the next morning, but i couldn't talk. >> knowing that you are a rip-roaring drunk. you were starting to drink at noon that day. i had a show that day. >> didn't you steal a bottle of champagne? >> yes! >> you gave me a bottle of champagne to hold for and you never came back to claim it. >> that's when she ran away. >> i went ...

The problem was on the back. kids, how many times have i told you -- on the buttocks, on the back? >> greg: by the way, that's your logic for everybody everything. how old school is the -- is the kick-me sign? they were doing that in little rascals. how does this still exist? i thought people stopped doing this back in the 70s. >> yeah. >> greg: you have a comment? email us. or leave a voicemail. still to encourage the half-time report.

>> i can! >> as the offspring said, we have to keep them separated. >> gregg, you played girls field hoc nehigh school and lettered in it in college, so you can empathize with this young woman. >> i quit sophomore year because of the draft, due to the skirts. >> and you also got pregnant. >> well, they let you play with that. i went to a very skanky college. there is a third factor to consider here besides -- well, no, no. >> back to the story. >> sorry. there is a third factor to consider here. not the religion, it's the religion of -- these are tight suits and i might get aroused. >> greg: n...