CNN The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor June 4, 2024 03:10:00
Everyone everyone speaking on this stage tonight, suckles on adam's teeth. there's going to be so much milk on this floor, people going to slip on the way out. i alone can speak with honesty because i've never been in one of adam's 650 movies. i'm sorry. 6 52. he made two on the way in tonight anyway. technically i was up for one role, but adam called me and said sorry, pal. i had to give that part to my uber each driver. better at first than i thought, you know, it's good. schneider's working. madman. that is two of 75 tonight, ladies and gentlemen, get ready. for me tonight and me alone. you...
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