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>> anthony: i'm going into waffle house wearing this. this is totally me. >> salesman: we do have some turkey vests. >> anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] "this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker." here's the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land in front of me and shower me with candy and vi...

So i want to be covered head to toe. >> next thing, we need to get your face covered up. >> going to the waffle house wearing this. this is totally me. >> we do have some turkey vests. >> turkey vest, yes. i just -- this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker. here's the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land in front of me and shower me with candy...

>> salesman: we do have some turkey vests. >> anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] "this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker." here's the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land in front of me and shower me with candy and vicodins before i shoot a freakin' turkey on camera. [ gunshot ] that shot y...