Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20181002:06:49:00
I was your above-average four-legged homie and then wham bam--minivan. some people pity me-- now that's lame. i still run, fetch, and swim. and, the ladies love me. i'm the ultimate wingman. just don't ask me to high five. so, "saturday night live" opened its 44th season strong. watch this. >> i am usually an optimist. i'm a keg is half full kind of guy. but what i've seen from the monsters on this committee makes me want to puke and not from beer. i'm not backing down, you sons of bitches. i don't know the meaning of the word stop.
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