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>> and he had more to say. >> to be burning people's property, burning police cars, looting people's stores, that's 100% ridiculous. >> you know what i would rather focus on? this. >> oh no! >> oh no! >> that's a birdie. >> the mother duck prank is a little one. >> i know you have been wanting to talk about this all night. so, bernie, what -- >> bernie? >> sherrod, okay. >> let's go in now, greg. i know you know it is wrong to do all of this over cigarettes. >> that's my thing. >> who is policing that? >> the injustice is that they have a inn -- a nanny state that created a law that created th...

Someone who yoly have to say to you don't pretend to throw our kid off the balcony. that's not something you have to tell your spouse. >> i thought i knew you guys. just having a little fun here. >> i like pranks that illustrate a funny truth and not like ha, ha, your child is dead. >> you are right, greg and i like that we are leading the story off with a prank story instead of the people surrounding the building outside right now. there are tree lighters and protesters 55 deep off the curb, but we are talking about a prank. >> you know why? that's what "red eye" does. we are not like the res...

For boys they are jacob, daniel and thomas. naughty, joseph, cameron and adolf. can't argue with the last one. >> why is it all white names? >> that's a good point. they are all what names. here is my theory. it was done about christmastime so there are no christians so there are no islams or buddhists. it is the naughty and nice list. >> this is -- their system is done on computer, a website. i think through schools, there may be a bunch of schools and maybe more i'm poserrish ared -- i'm poserrish ared communities that can't afford computers. eleanor? come on. >> more like ellen bore. use th...

Remain forever, making it easier to tackle things. it reminds you the world is moving without you. let's face it, sleep would be so much easier if all of us, not just teens, didn't sleep with our comfortably charged companions, the smartphones keeping us up when we should be drooling all over the pillow. here's one last tip for teens from your uncle greg. you're young, good looking, full of opportunity. do you really want to sleep through that? get up and get out. you can sleep in during college. you won't miss a damn thing then. >> funny. >> look, i'm back here. >> hello. >> what are they doi...

Remain forever, making it easier to tackle things. it reminds you the world is moving without you. let's face it, sleep would be so much easier if all of us, not just teens, didn't sleep with our comfortably charged companions, the smartphones keeping us up when we should be drooling all over the pillow. here's one last tip for teens from your uncle greg. you're young, good looking, full of opportunity. do you really want to sleep through that? get up and get out. you can sleep in during college. you won't miss a damn thing then. >> funny. >> look, i'm back here. >> hello. >> what are they doi...