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hanhangs in the balance. kim brunhuber, cnn. well, people in the u.s. are among those joining global protests against the russian invasion. crowds gathered in new york city's times square on saturday to show support for ukraine. and several states are are joining joining in as well. hitting an important russian export where it hurts. they are ordering liquor stores to halt the sale of some or all russian alcohol, most notably the russian standard brand of vodkas. ukraine's government says it wants hackers to fight back against russia on the cyberfront. ukraine's minister of digital transformation tweeted on saturday kyiv is creating what he called an i.t. army. he is encouraging hackers to conduct cyberattacks on key-russian energy and financial firms. the minister shared a link to a channel on the messaging app telegram with a proposed target list, including russian natural gas giant gas prom and big russian banks. the owner -- the russian

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putin is getting hit from all sides. russian planes and private jets from oligarchs can no longer fly over dozens of countries. the european union and canada are banning the flights from their air space. air france also just announced that it has suspended service from russia. russian-made vodkas have been pulled from the store shelves in ohio and new hampshire. governor sununu also banned russian-branded spirits across new hampshire. and then growing outrage in the world of sports. england's football governing body has announced their teams will not hold any matches, any matches against russia for the foreseeable future. czech republic, poland and sweden have also put a pause on matches with russia. gymnastics and boxing taking similar measures. their governing bodies have announced that they will not hold any events in russia until further notice. and tech companies also getting involved.

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all sides. russian planes and private jets from oligarchs can no longer fly over dozens of countries now. the european unions, and russian made vodkas have been pulled from the shelves in ohio and new hampshire. the governor in new hampshire has gone one step further and also banned russian spirits across new hampshire. and the gymnastics federation will not allow russian or belarusian flags or the country's anthems to be played. sanctioned gymnastics and boxing

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another glorious monday in the city that never sleeps. there are bums passed out all over the place. but the rest of us have to stay up all night and guard our stuf from looters. hundred suspects nabbed for rioting have all had their charges erased. the charges were wiped out like a cat after having one too many vodkas in first class. >> you're in queens. the dismissal charges must be great news to business owners who can look forward to more growing based of faith league w were looters. it is a lesson in incentive, lack of punishment doesn't remove a disincentive to crime, it becomes an incentive to do more of it. as if the flat screen you still wasn't enough. according to an nbc, new york

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Easy Tiger: Young Hawke's Bay man opens online liquor store

Easy Tiger: Young Hawke's Bay man opens online liquor store
15 Apr, 2021 12:10 AM
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Will Macpherson, 26, has just started up Easy Tiger, an online liquor store with some of the country's best spirits. Photo / Supplied
Will Macpherson, 26, has just started up Easy Tiger, an online liquor store with some of the country's best spirits. Photo / Supplied
Spirits are high for a young Hawke's Bay entrepreneur who has put his wine expertise on hold to launch an online spirits business – selling New Zealand's best gins, vodkas and whiskey.
It was in lockdown that William Macpherson recognised a gap in the booze market to sell spirits and so - with a helping hand from his parents who own Havelock North wine company Advintage - Easy Tiger was born.

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Live from n.p.r. News in Washington I'm Barbara Kline in golf's biggest and oldest championship Shane Lowry has won the British Open only the 5th Irishman to win since the competition began an $860.00 this year's tournament was held in Northern Ireland Lowry is from the Republic of Ireland in the south but for the weekend the 32 year old United the island as the crowds urged him along through the tournament and cheered him to victory the streets of Hong Kong are filled with tear gas says police and protesters clashed into the night mass demonstrations started earlier in the day with protesters demanding Hong Kong's liberties be protected from Beijing's tightening control N.P.R.'s Julie McCarthy is there were near the central part of the city of part of the city known as Central and tear gas is wafting through this area and people are escaping through it. There are is watering there coughing and you can hear the canisters being blown off and it is having the effect of dispersing the crowds and at this point the police mean to disperse people they've been playing a cat and mouse game with them all night long while that is over the police have moved in in full riot regalia even looked to be a swat team along with them N.P.R.'s Julie McCarthy in Hong Kong in Hawaii a crowd of protesters is growing at the base of a mountain on the big island nearly 1500 people are gathered this weekend Jackie young of Hawaii Public Radio reports native Hawaiian protesters have been camped out for more than a week trying to block construction of a telescope atop the mountain they consider sacred demonstrators say they will continue their protest against construction of the 30 meter telescope. Indefinitely their camp is blocking the axe. This road to the mountain summit last week the governor issued a state of emergency and called in the National Guard so far more than 30 people have been arrested several of them elderly on Saturday County lawmakers and the big island's mayor visited the camp 1st hand police have threatened to clamp down on parking in the area which is overflowing nearby roads sympathetic protests have sprung up on other islands as well as in other states such as Alaska Nevada and California for n.p.r. News I'm Jackie young in Honolulu Today's another scorcher for a huge swath of the country Bob or evacuees with the National Weather Service there one more day of hot weather across a good part of the country from the southern plains all the way to the east coast temps are they get 952100 when combined with the humidity levels where you can see there could be well over 10010502 degrees a cooling trend is expected to begin tomorrow but it could bring severe storms this is n.p.r. . Japanese police say they now have an arrest warrant for the man accused of setting a fire at an anime studio in Kyoto Thursday 34 people were killed the suspect remains hospitalized in El Salvador a judge has ordered charges against 17 former soldiers and military officials in connection with what's been called the worst massacre in modern Latin American history Maria Martin reports nearly a 1000 civilians were slaughtered the gruesome episode known as the massacre at more sort that took place in December of 1901 when and the lead battalion of the Salvadoran army trained by u.s. Advisers entered the village looking for guerrillas that engaged in a rebellion against the government they didn't find them but in the next 2 days they proceeded to brutally kill and rape hundreds of villagers for many years Salvador had an amnesty law and until now no one's been tried for this war crime which the Salvadoran government and the Reagan administration called exaggerated at the time now the 17 military including high Army officials will be facing charges of torture forced disappearances and crimes against humanity for n.p.r. News I'm not you know Mark. India's getting ready to launch an unmanned mission to the moon tomorrow Indian scientists say once it lands on the lunar surface sometime in September a rover will explore the moon's remote South Pole India is hoping to become the 4th nation to land on the moon and Barbara Klein n.p.r. News support for n.p.r. Comes from n.p.r. 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Here we go your. 1st quote is from the president of the United States those tweets are not the race speech he was talking about some tweets he sent earlier that were totally what. Yes. The totally racist the now the country has been arguing for some years if the president is racist or just you know racially charged or racist curious. Or merely you know where you see. It all started when Trump told for Congresswoman to go back to their countries he was just testing it if it worked he try it on millennia. Ok. You laugh it's it's cheaper than what he had to do to the last 2. So this this go back to your country thing was so unvarnished that many news organizations threw up their hands and just called it racist even n.p.r. Which stands for no please don't say racist. And n.p.r. Said this is an organization that is so even handed it covers a kick to the crotch by talking both to the crotch and the foot. The thing is to set 3 of the women were born in the United States they were I mean I gonna Presley she represents Massachusetts but she was actually born in Cincinnati now I realize that this crowd saying go back to snap he is like going back to health yes. That's how they see it I understand they're from Cleveland but getting in the middle of that can't give in to these horrible prejudices Mo we are you know we are all one the president held one of his rallies on Wednesday night and this whole thing when he started going after a lot Omar they started chanting send her back send her back that was really ugly. The for the fact is you've got to give the president this he's really good at coming up with chants like walk her out send her back the Democrats keep trying it it doesn't work with their programs free college tuition but only at public universities for qualifying applicants with no limit on family income and $220.00. The the a all right your next quote is from n.b.a. Star De Mar De Rosen reacting to a photo of himself that somebody posted using something called face at whoever started this man you know messing people's life up to Rosen was upset that face out made him like it does to everybody who uses it look. What they look older That's exactly right their look over. 20 years of writing years on the. Face up took over the Internet this week it gives you a picture of what you would look like when you are 30 years old or the images were all extraordinarily realistic they could replace the previous technology for finding out what you look like old looking at your parents. What does it mean if you run the photo through the app and you just get back a picture of a coffin. But I think I want to marry a guy who's like 30 years older than me in my own. So I'm going to upload all my faith photos on to my dating profiles and he'd be like oh and I still may be just like me because that's what all guys like. I guess by Mario now we don't sadly but here's the thing and you might have heard this too it turns out the app was made by Russian programmers the Democrats led by Chuck Schumer advised people to delete the app immediately it makes sense the Dems need to stop it the Russians use that old face technology and Joe Biden will just be a picture of a handful of dust. And sadly they already got to Bernie. Your last quote is about a big shake up in spine movies who cares if it's what money as long as she still drinks Martini's kills bad guys and has sex with lots of lots of women. That was right or Jesse McLaren reacting to news that what movie icon will be played by a woman in the next film. Very good day that. A woman will be the next James Bond or technically agent double 07 but that doesn't matter because no one cares less about distinctions like that than fans of popular movie franchises. Are also easy going. According to reports British actress Shonda Lynch will be playing agent 7 of the British m I 6 the 1st woman ever to do so James Bond though will still be around in the film he's played by Daniel Craig again but now he's retired. We all know what happened to bond he got me to do. You know that right definitely it's like it's like James you were calling this woman Pussy Galore Her name is Deborah. You know usually bond is sent to go see m. And q. And now we had to go c h r. So is he just going to be a sort of like a kindly old sort of uncle figure Well it's unclear but we hope that a female double o. 7 means there will be bond boys just as ridiculous Lee objectified while the Bond girls are so it's like 7 o 7 Your mission is to link up with an informant a 22 year old surfer a named octo donkey. You talk about the bands I mean the ones imagine the people who lost their mind over a black Little Mermaid Yeah you know when they get double 07 is a black woman they probably just died in their basement it's just it was just too much and they just keeled over Yeah Bill how did David do on our quiz David nailed it all 3 congratulations and it thanks so much for what. Right now panel it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news made for this week the House of Representatives ordered an investigation to discover if the Pentagon ever secretly tried to make what into a weapon. I can tell you 1st of all what the Pentagon is that's very good man. It's something to do with the. Whether it is not can you give me a clue can I certainly can I love the smell of a lime disease in the morning it smells like victory. So it's the creature that you get light yes which is plug thing that's in and move. To make one sound as a what a clock tick tick. Tick tick yes. A secret that's again that's the secret Pentagon program up and I. Thank you to the panel for that joint and I had so much more direct I know you don't mess around I got to show that I do after the show I know that it's been so i'm House committee is ordered an investigation into whether this happened because there's evidence to suggest that the Department of Defense may have experimented with turning tricks into military weapons because the wars of the future will not be won with bullets will be won by convincing the enemy to run through the tall grass with short so. It really big. It just makes me wonder how much free time military investigators there if you believe that you would actually listen listen we need a report we need to know if they were investigating using takes back in the sixty's . I would sit at my computer and play games or just make it up yeah yeah. But when they were trying to get Castro didn't they do all sorts of they did was great in their cars and totally wile e. Coyote Yeah always and wetsuits and all that sort of thing yeah I think they sent face or something like like aggressive face they sent you back aggressive fish to Cuba like a sword fish like a snake that way but with the band i asked me what you just started another investigation is here. For. You. Coming up our panelists get canned It's our Bluff the Listener game call one AAA wait wait the play will be back in a minute with more Wait Wait Don't Tell me from n.p.r. . Heart disease is the leading cause of death in the u.s. 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Wine you didn't know but the n.p.r. Was like that so. When I got Morning Edition wine sounds so sad I hear one and it's very dry but balanced. Jeremy it's very nice to have you with us you're going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction Bill what is Jeremy's topic there actually of the Iowa Department of Human Services your fire. The state or New York Mayor Bill de Blasio lives just fired the 66 year old director of its Department of Human Services why our panelists are going to tell you that only one of them is telling the truth pick that one and you win our prize the week we've heard of your choice on your voicemail ready to play ready let's 1st hear from a Higgins It's not where you've been it's where you're asked a cool saying but not one that applies to Jerry Fox the director of the Iowa Department of Human Services who's recently after resign from his post the shocking reason for his resignation is only becoming clearer now he does not live in Iowa. Nor it turns out has he ever even been there it began when Mr Fox open was at a meeting in d.c. And referred to Iowa as that lovely place by the sea. When Jimmy limp as an Iowa housing official heard his colleagues saying that he quizzed him asking watt their state was famous for Mr Fox Hovan replied in a shaky voice Well you know Iowa the Lone Star State. How about those guys. I next year we win all of the football games that's when the newspapers picked up on that one reports of reach Mr Fox over on the phone and asked him some basic questions that anybody who lives in Iowa should know in response to the question where is through city he answers I haven't seen through in years got a great I know that he's been fired his former employees are connecting the dots when it came to having team meetings he would always video. Inference even when the meeting is happening just down the hall from his office contacted by reporters some staff mention seeing a 3rd sport in the back of a note saying that in hindsight it was unlikely he was using it to fair on Corey. I . Forgot your influence over the problem. You never actually been to Iowa Your next story of a pink slip comes from. Until June 17th 66 year old Harry Fox was I was director of Human Services that was the day after he sent an email to 4300 agency employees praising the music of the late rapper Tupac Shakur who are now Fox formerly known as the notorious director. Isn't just a fan of cheap option he was hosting weekly Tupac Friday to play his music in the office for his own birthday Fox served Tupac themed cookies including grated with the words life during his 2 years he sent 352 e-mails to employees when Governor Kim Ronald's asked him to resign it was one week after Fox heaven sent an e-mail reminding employees to Mark birthday by playing one of his songs now lest anyone think that a 66 year old Iowa loving rap is funny bear in mind that the very 1st rap was heard in the opening of the greatest American musical which was set in Iowa the music man. The cash for the fancy goods cash for the soft goods cash for the noggins in the Pickens and the brick and kept the dogs had passed and down the track was practicing because they want to talk the talk but you talk when you talk you can talk you can talk you can bicker you can talk you can pick or bicker bicker you can talk all you want but it's different than it was no way no way but you got to know the territory. Again. Ah a fox has been fired from Saddam Hussein a government because apparently you have his overly enthusiastic appreciation of Tupac secure your last story of the dishonorable discharge comes from Alonzo Boden Cherry Fox open loves Iowa he loves the state cities and towns the fields the highways he loves I was humans and he loves providing them with services which is good because he's the Iowa State Director of Human Services but there was one problem Jerry Fox opened hate score. It started with a Facebook page he called corn it's a devil's grain. Dairy posted all the reasons he hates corn it gets caught in your teeth it's hard to be Jess corn on the cob is a sloppy mess on your fingers the page grew in popularity with other haters chime in and on pop popcorn cracked my 2 if I want to know what I ate the night before I keep a diary. If. It even got political Would a tax on ethanol fuel subsidies the corn lobbies influences on Congress the problem with this is Facebook is public and when corn farmer saw the page they went straight to the governor you can't be governor of a corn state and have a senior point he hate corn Rebecca Shields a reporter from you I would guess that asks why the hatred of corn Fox open said he ate corn every day as a child and just got so sick of it he thought it would be funny to attack after the sport has joined his page it became a real thing and it spun out of his control he sighed I guess in the end corn won. All right really is a guy named Jerry Fox and. He really is 66 years old and he really was until this week the head of Human Services for the state of Iowa why was he fired. Was it because from the maid he didn't actually live in or ever been to Iowa from over Rocca his overt and perhaps over enthusiasm for the rapper Tupac Shakur or from Alonzo he just hated Quorn too much which of these was the real reasons we believe for his terminations. At the mower or you know the most rockin story of abuse yet the way he said my thank you for. All right you picked is now it's amazing because we were able to get in touch with the gentleman in question himself my favorite song by 2 Pac maybe I think. The Oh that was Jerry Fox of an he loves to pox your core almost as much as he used to love Iowa state bureaucracy. Congratulations you got it right. Through the Including about Meredith Wilson inventing hip hop so you have won our prize the voice of your choice in your voicemail congratulations thank the want thank so much for thank you. The way. The. System. And now the game where we ask people who've been through a lot to go through something else that's whole Not My Job Piper Kerman was a happy go lucky young woman when she just happened to happily go to Europe with some drug money and got unlucky gendered up serving a year in a women's prison but you know all that because she wrote a book about her experience called Orange Is The New Black which was adapted into the hit Netflix series she now spends more time in prison here in Ohio teaching writing to inmates Piper Kerman welcome to Wait Wait Don't Tell. You. Thank. You Thank You Thank You Thank You. How do is it is it all is it all right that we tell people that you're here in Ohio or are you still on the run I mean I don't know what your status and I am not on the lam and yeah I've been living here in Ohio for almost 5 years it's been fantastic and. I feel I mean I've course believe that everybody knows your story but maybe not so let's go through it briefly you were a young woman living in service a fancy free this is back in the early ninety's and you had a friend who asked you to do this errand of bringing some money which was ill gotten She asked me to carry a bag of money from Chicago to Brussels right which you did so I did and just to be clear you knew this was not like legit it's not like a kind of you know frames of innocence on this and you did that and then you extricated yourself from that relationship and that life but then some years later there was a knock on your door many years later the thunderous it was actually a doorbell. Metaphorical right and to make a long and ultimately profitable story short you ended up pleading guilty to charges of money laundering and went off to Danbury state prison yes federal prison federal prison until we should say that the book obviously is and is a memoir it's nonfiction but they took some liberties with the t.v. Series that we saw a book is a true story and the. Show takes the book puts it in a blender and puts a lot of other ingredients in Yes and isn't that fantastic untasted So are you a fan of the t.v. Show I am a fan of this show and all the people all the wonderful people who make it so you're back in prison although now you are doing it as an instructor and so what are you doing exactly I teach true story writing class I teach a class in which students come in and write true stories from their own life essentially a memoir writing class and where you do I do that at the Ohio State. Reformatory for women which is right smack dab in the middle of the state and then at the Marion Correctional Institution for men do you ever teach the mindy of your famous prison recipe. They were very interested in the cheesecake recipe actually at the men's facility the women all knew how to do it I was actually amazed to read this in the book that all this cooking which I did not think was the thing that happened in prison but yeah turns out the food in the chow hall is pretty bad yeah the skills of the prisoners are much better the materials are kind of rough to work with right so you do what you can well 1st of all I did notice that you said that the food was so bad and since exercise was one of the few things you could do to spend your time you ended up at least the 1st looking pretty great you said I ran a half marathon when I was in prison that's really boring it is to do. Where do you how do you want to have fun in prison you run a half marathon around a quarter mile gravel track a lot of left turn to see. So as you say the chow in the food hall was terrible so you sort of cooking for yourselves how do you make a cheesecake in prison. To make a cheesecake in prison you need a Tupperware bowl you have to have that after purchase it from the commissary or borrow it you make a cross out of either smashed up graham crackers or Oreo depending on your proclivities. You need some margarine that you've stolen from the chow hall that is the only. In this recipe which makes it novel and notable. And then for the filling you take those kinds of cheeses that don't have to be refrigerated you need about a half cup of putting you can usually get some putting somewhere and you sort of beat those things viciously together until they're creamy and then you get a beating on. On the putting And this cheese and you also start to add and tire thing. Of crème more about tall and making putting my hands about 8 to 10 or more is the powder how true and substitute not cream or right yes you put that in there the whole container you try not to think about what's what's going it what's in there yeah right and you mix and you mix and then it actually what you have is kind of a souping mess right yes well then you take the plastic squeeze lemon and you put I would use really most of the lemon and you start to squeeze that into the mix and it tightens up I attribute whatever mysterious things are contained in nondairy creamer but it's remarkably like the texture of a New York cheesecake. And the taste you are in so it seems if you're in prison right now I know what you have got to get a Food Network. Well Piper Kerman it is a pleasure to talk to you we have invited you here to play a game we're calling longer fish. For you busted and as we've discussed serve time for money laundering which made us wonder how much you know about the more traditional kind of laundering. Answer 2 out of 3 questions about what they call closing laundering the one prize one of our listeners the voice of anyone they might like on our show on their voicemail who is Piper Kerman playing for Sophia Casa of Ohio who's here with her family right before. Going to do this. Yes. Your 1st question American pioneers had a very inventive way of dealing with dirty clothes What was it a sticking them in the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone and waiting for it to erupt the shooting of their laundry with soap shot. Or c. Just standing near a buffalo. And blaming the animal for the stink. I'm going to go with Old Faithful you're exactly right I'm. 40 going to count them like stories they say they would just stick the laundry in the guys or wait for to go up the laundry would blow out the air they pick it up and be clean that's what I would do absolutely. Next question while he was writing Walden and read David Thoreau of course shut himself off from civilization that made getting his clothes clean difficult what clever technique did throw used to get his clothes clean during his year living a coat his clothes in honey and let the bears lick them clean. Be used his philosophical insights to convince the clothes to turn away from dirt. Or c He walked the mile into town and had his mom do it for him. It's so easy to see you are all gone yeah yeah. The golden isn't that far out of town they also brought food for him all right last question nowadays things of course and laundry as with everything else it's all high tech astronauts on the International Space Station do their laundry how a laser. Be hanging them on a line outside i'm or see the loading their dirty laundry into a cargo spaceship and letting it burn up on reentry. I think it's basically a version of disposable underwear going to go and say you're exactly right now there's no water up there much easier going up. Cargo ship the old laundry in the ship and let it burn up on reentry you're exactly right Bill how did Piper do on our quiz she got all 3 right in that her where the I performed very well during the one. Hyperthermia is the author of the book Orange Is The New Black the adaptation of the book is on Netflix its final season drops on July 26th Piper Kerman thank you so much for joining. Me Does it take a deep tasty breath it's our Listener Limerick Challenge one AAA Wait wait to join us on the air we'll be back in a minute with more of Wait Wait Don't Tell me from n.p.r. I'm Stephen Dubner on the next Freakonomics Radio 23 and Me is that the center of a personal genetics revolution for somebody with a fatal illness that can be maddening I just gave you my data do something it's revolutionary in some other ways to my. Now that I know the truth 23 and Me and you and everybody else that's next time on Freakonomics Radio Sunday between 12 noon and 1 pm on pacey all you. 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Tries to find a friend on grime and dirt in our Listener Limerick Challenge game if you like to play give us a call at one AAA Wait Wait that's 188-812-4894 right now panel some more questions for you from the week's news Mo this week researchers published a translation of a historic document the earliest known communication between Christians outside of the Bible it dates from 23080 and it's a letter from one brother to another in which the writer pleads with his brother for what. He pleads with if this isn't the 3rd century yes. He's he's saying when are you going to be done with Leviticus I want to read it now. Because I love dietary restriction. Give me a clue we don't know if the phrase he used translates to ketchup Mayo or. It's one brother telling him about a great new condiment he discovered not asking for a contact it asking for sauce take up the pick up the sauce exactly the letter begins reading is my Lord my incomparable brother Paulus and it goes on please bring back that sauce. It's basically a primitive form of texting somebody to pick up dinner on the way home. The brother offers to reimburse Paulus van mo. Those days that was the name of the cow bladder you kept your coins in the sauce in question is a fish liver sausage which sounds gross but when the entree every night as long as you want to drown it in that stuff of course it probably wasn't real fish liver sauce you know it was just slang for weed. And where was just discovered this was discovered it was a pirate that originally came from Egypt it had been sitting for decades in somebodies archive and somebody took it out and translated and discovered what it was I love a fast food. You have to go if you want to take money but if you think you know you think about of the result of stone What was it is all this writing on a slab maybe it was a menu at a drive for example only example it all up and they go oh I have the fish sauce we're all out of fish liver. May you may have this week the website life hacker posted their advice for avoiding stress while fly we all need that their number one tip is what don't fit in the window really. Did I think you know that I was just. I did not know that it is the worst because it changes your voice and this thing happened to me where I was and then I said to the tyo that sitting beside me I was stuck in the window size. Said I felt like going to be sick and so I said to the try and kiss me can you just you know can I just go to the restaurant you know reading nice politely right and then they took so long with their i Pad and their headphones and I barfed all over this little Oh. And then and then I turned to the times and I said George. I. Look like you like the exorcist because I was like who. Is that. Based on the kids on the man in front on my so somehow on the parents sitting behind me I got here that's a nice thing yeah backwards I was really you know it was extraordinary I recall most was old charming. So I love it appreciate you even more me but that's not relevant to the question at hand the question was what it was a really large number one thing you should do for a lovely relaxing easy flight Dony past and past so before you get literally. Only give you a hint this this doesn't sound crazy it's only crazy to anybody who's ever done that they're advising us. Oh right I'm ready to read I yes we'll give it to whoever said it for now their argument is yes take a red eye flight leaves it's a 11 pm gets an a 5 am security lines are shorter the tickets are cheaper the plane is more likely to be empty but that's because no one else is stupid enough to take the red on. Their main argument though is that you'll sleep better which makes sense except for the fact that the flight is named after what happens to you when you do not sleep. That yes I would take pink eye over red eye on e Bay Absolutely. I think the thing to do is find out what flight may visit on and I'm. Coming up it's Lightning Fill In The Blank but 1st is the game where you have to listen for the rhyme if you like to play on air call or leave a message at one AAA Wait Wait that's 188-892-4892 extension 4 Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me I've been doing regular number they don't know why a Salem Ohio hated me for not knowing this but how far is Salem from where we are in Cleveland or near Cleveland I think an hour an hour away what do you do there and say well I work at the fort there but the dream to be there. You work is a farce or isn't it usually the other way around the people at home with her cats wish they could be out in the forest. Maybe but my cat would agree yeah. Jamie welcome to the show Bill Kurtis is going to read for you 3 news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each if you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on 2 of them Rex you'll be a winner all right here is your 1st pay attention come close take good care now what do you see nothing there. To c o 2 symmetric will do we have whipped up some food for. Thin air yes. A Finnish company claims they can make an edible protein using only carbon dioxide water and electricity a product currently known in the u.s. Says what. The food is this food made of thin air has a consistency they say similar to wheat flour which means you can finally good yourself on all the dry wheat flour you want guilt free to even get the idea is they say we can actually make food from air using electricity somehow creating edible proteins that gives you but it will actually get a solid that you don't like you're just sitting out inhaling Yeah Ok they'll be weird if that were the case if you like what are you trying to go to diet breathing for me today thanks trying to lose you. That's what it sounds like it sounds like a new diet for you yeah. All right here's your next limerick this Evian trend is absurd by Hitchcock his flock has been spurred they dive bomb for fun while I'm out of Iran I have just been attacked by a bird barons are going crazy this summer dive bombing and stealing food out of people's hands red winged blackbirds of the biggest aggressors attacking anyone who comes near their habitats all these attacks might seem random it is breeding season the birds are really just saying hey knock next time or they should just hang a necktie on their nest knobs. They take time out of their you know love making bomb the Parthenon Yeah apparently they're very protective of their nest which are in breeding season this also because the babies are there all the babies are made or at Yad some cases the babies remain so better prepare very protective All right Jamie here is your last limerick as Pottery Barn makes amends Phoebe's WEF page defied them so soon you'll all run across chairs for Rachel led Ross. We sell furniture featured on the show. And yes yes I was good with the new friends inspired pretty sure line from Pottery Barn you can spruce up your space with iconic living room pieces from the sitcom Friends you get your Central Perk mugs you have Rachel's coffee table you can have a bunch of lazy people lying around who somehow don't need jobs. Friends As you all know is a television show that ended about 15 years ago. People still watch it because of the hilarious antics of Rachel Ross Niles Ross and Frasier. Turns out there's a lot of this going around a lot of stuff sponsored by t.v. Shows Pottery Barn is doing Friends Unfortunately for Sears the Chernobyl furniture but not enough. To worry about aren't she's the new black her nature. Bill how did Jamie do on our quiz Jamie's been waiting for it all her life had paid off with the perfect score for graduation then be thank. You. Now onto our final game Lightning Fill In The Blank you should our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can each correct answer is now worth 2 points Bill can you give us the scores 5 points may have has one Alonzo has 2 All right Major you're in 3rd place you're up 1st the clock will start when I begin your 1st question fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to hold Attorney General blank in contempt of Congress affirmative I can 1st name the person I turned it down around the fact that yes William Wallace on Wednesday Rand Paul blocked the Senate from approving a compensation fund for the victims of blank. 911 right 911 this week the d.n.c. . Announced the 20 presidential candidates had qualified for the next round of televised blanks debate yes all my bare. Feet. On Monday India scrubbed of their planned admission to blank just minutes before take off. To their homes and to planning their mission to blank their mission to meet with the moon yes very good during a routine traffic stop in Oklahoma police found blank blank and blank inside a man's vehicle I need to think of 3 different where you do and you have to do it quickly. Crazies tactic very good. They found an open bottle of whiskey alive rattlesnake in a canister of uranium. On Wednesday the World Health Organization declared the blank outbreak in the Congo a global health emergency. Right on Sunday Novak Djokovic defeated blank to claim his 2nd straight Wimbledon title another tennis player that. The 70 Roger Federer this week already said they would not be adding the vegetable based impossible burger to their menu but they would be adding blank bacon no carrots made of meat. But it's so much easier to be a vegetarian now that there is a carrot made of meat fruit vegetable exactly the new item from Arby's is made from Turkey which is then flavored like a carrot so it has everything you love about meat except to taste. The salt or it could not simply because the product launch was the 1st time somebody has said I want to show you all my meat it. Has not been a rescue Bill how did maid do on our quiz Dave you're approving Yeah. 10 more points a total of 11 and your in the lead all right her who are the longer you're up next fill in the blank on Monday the White House issued new rules effectively barring migrants from Central America from requesting blank asylum right on Thursday the u.s. Navy's. It destroyed a drone from blank in the Strait of Hormuz Iran right on Wednesday the House voted to block President Trump's attempt to sell arms to blank Saudi Arabia right after spending months tending to and watering his girlfriend's new house plant a man in Australia discovered blank. Her boyfriend know. Discovered that it was made of plastic on Wednesday streaming services on Wednesday streaming service blank announced its 1st major loss of u.s. Subscribers but yes with over 32 nominations Game of Thrones leads the pack for the 29000 Blanco awards Emmy right this week police in Alabama warned that flushing drugs down the toilet could lead to black. Highly addictive alligators you're exactly right. The police to be feared Peter. Has been gaiters. Drug dealers in Alabama if you keep flushing your stash down the toilet you may end up creating a race they say of meth addicted gators roaming the streets looking for a fix. Well that sounds way worse than a normal gator doesn't mess make your teeth fall out. Problem solved I think Alonso did pretty well what do you think he got 6 right 12 more points 14 he's in the lead All right be the. How many then does Mo need to win 5 to win oh he can do that here we go both fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to block a call from Representative Al Green to start blank proceedings against President Trump impeach right following the publication of a trove of offensive text messages the governor of blank has said he will not be stepping down where thought just this week a federal judge permanently blocked the Trump administration from adding a citizenship question to 2020 blank since Tuesday former Supreme Court justice blank passed away at the age of 99 that he was at a famous face ball game was. The gamer Babe Ruth supposedly called the shots right right this week a correctional facility in the u.k. Announced a new program where a well behaved prisoners will be given blank cheesecake no. Heed to the president a year after declaring bankruptcy toy store chain blank announced it was opening 2 new stores for the holiday season this week an apartment complex in Colorado residents a note informing them that blank was no longer allowed. To and that people are no longer loud laughter. The memo asked residents to only use library level voices and stated that quote loud laughter and conversation will people relaxing in their homes is a nuisance regardless of the time of day in order to keep laughter with absolute minimum the building managers have installed radios that will play n.p.r. In each apartment. Wait a minute Peter. That legalized marijuana you know I'm going to have a problem I wonder why they're so loving to Bill how did do did he do well enough to win 5 that he needed so he win 50 Congratulations. 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Come for which it is named. Later on we're going to be talking to Piper Kerman the author of Orange Is The New Black who is now teaching writing in prisons here in Ohio but 1st the New York Times published an amazing exposé this week close to our hearts with a shocking conclusion we have reached quote peak podcast. That's right every single person in America now has a podcast. So from here on podcasts will slowly decline until there are none left and people will stop committing unsolved murders out of a lack of interest. If you don't want to bother starting a podcast but still want to hear your voice on one give us a call the number is one triple 8 Wait Wait that's 188-892-4892 extension 4 now let's welcome our 1st listener contestant Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me. Hey David where you calling from Little Paul Minnesota Little Falls Minnesota No I lived in Minnesota but I never came across Little Falls where is that Mack down in the heart are going to right movement right now middle and what do you do there in the middle of Minnesota my wife and I own a bike or you do that's you know I often thought that if I truly wanted to give up everything else and just be happy I would run a bicycle shop am I right in this. You would be very happy I would be very happy right now. That's awesome Well David let me introduce you our panel this week 1st up a comedian you can listen to on the new fear not gas it's Alonzo Botha Hello David the actor comedian and writer whose new audio series aliens of extraordinary ability is out now an audible it's made Hakan the road and finally the host of them obituaries podcast his mobile live show will be at the house of independence in Asbury Park New Jersey on August 21st and stage one in Fairfield Connecticut on August 22nd it's Mon Rocca the Ok thank you welcome to the show you to play Who's Bill This Time Bill Kurtis is going to read you 3 quotations from this week's news if you can correctly identify or explain 2 of them you'll win our prize and a voice from our show you might choose in your voicemail you ready to play I'm going to play it down here we go. This quote is from the president of the United States those tweets are not race he was talking about some tweets he sent earlier that were totally what. Yes. Totally racist the now in the country has been arguing for some years of the president is racist or just you know racially charged or racist curious. Or merely you know really see. It all started when Trump told for Congresswoman to go back to their countries he was just testing it if it worked he'd try it on millennia. Hey. You laugh it's it's cheaper than what he had to do the last 2. So this this go back to your country thing was so unvarnished. That many news organizations threw up their hands and just called it racist even n.p.r. Which stands for no please don't say racist. And n.p.r. Said this is an organization that is so even handed it covers a kick to the crotch by talking both to the crotch and the foot. The thing is to set 3 of the women were born in the United States they were I mean I gonna Presley she represents Massachusetts but she was actually born in Cincinnati now I realize that this crowd saying go back to society is like going back to Hell yeah. That's how they see it I understand they're from Cleveland I'm not getting in the middle of I can't give in to these horrible prejudices no we are you know we're all one to the president one of his rallies on Wednesday night and this whole thing when he started going after them are they started chanting send her back send her back that was really ugly the the fact is you've got to give the president this he's really good at coming up with chants like walk her up send her back the Democrats keep trying it it doesn't work with their programs free college tuition but only a public universities for qualifying applicants with a limit on family income of 240. All right your next quote is from n.b.a. Star De Mar De Rosa and reacting to a photo of himself that somebody posted using something called face whoever started this man you know messing. Up the rose and was upset that face out made him like it does to everybody who uses it look. What they look older That's exactly right they look old b. 20 years of writing years of the new face up took over the Internet this week it gives you a picture of what you would look like when you are 30 years old or the images were all extraordinarily realistic they could replace the previous technology for finding out what you look like old looking at your parents. What does it mean if you run the photo through the app and you just get back a picture of a coffin. But I like it because I want to marry a guy who's like 30 years older than me to get my own review so I'm going to upload all my faith photos on to my dating profile be like oh nice Only he didn't like me like. I was I began by how do you know Marilyn we don't sadly but here's the saying and you might have heard this too it turns out the app was made by Russian programmers the Democrats led by Chuck Schumer advised people to delete the app immediately it makes sense the Dems need to stop it the Russians use that old face technology and Joe Biden will just be a picture of a handful of dust. And sadly they already got to burning. Your last quote is about a big shake up in spine movies who cares if it's one as long as you still drinks Martini's kills bad guys and has sex with lots of lots of women. That was writer Jesse McLaren reacting to news that what movie icon will be played by a woman in the next film. Very good day that. I won't and will be the next James Bond or technically agents double 07 but that doesn't matter because no one cares less about distinctions like that than fans of popular movie franchise. But also easy going. According to reports British actress Shana Lynch will be playing agent 7 of the British and I 6 the 1st woman ever to do so James Bond though will still be around in the film he's played by Daniel Craig again but now he's retired. We all know what happened to bond he got me to do. You know that right definitely it's like it's like James you were calling this woman Pussy Galore your name is Deborah. You usually been sent to go see em in q. And now we had to go c h r. So is he just going to be a sort of like a kindly old sort of uncle figure Well it's unclear but we hope that a female couple of 7 means there will be bond boys just as ridiculous Leigh objectified. As all the Bond girls look like double 07 Your mission is to link up with an informant a 22 year old surfer named octo dong. You talk about the bands I mean the ones Madge and the people who lost their mind over a black Little Mermaid Yeah I know when they get double 07 that's a black woman they probably just died in their basement it's Ok it was just too much and they just keeled over Yeah Bill how did David do on our quiz David all 3 congratulations and it hey I'm Ok. Right now panel it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news maven this week the House of Representatives ordered an investigation to discover if the Pentagon ever secretly tried to make what into a weapon. I can tell you 1st of all what the Pentagon is that's very good man and it's something to do with them. It is not can you give me a clue can I certainly can I love the smell of the lime disease in the morning it smells like victory Oh so it's the creature that you get like yes man is fit plug thing and slug that's an implement you can model in a flight back to me what sound and a clock tick tick. Tick tick can I have a secret that's again that's the secret Pentagon program never mind the 2nd thank you to the panel for that my joints and I had so much more directly I know I'm not messing around I got to show that I do after the show I know because it's been so i'm House committee is ordered an investigation into whether this happened because there's evidence to suggest that the Department of Defense may have experimented with turning tricks into military weapons because the wars of the future will not be won with bullets will be won by convincing the enemy to run through the tall grass with short so I get really big. It just makes me wonder how much free time and military investigators have become except that you would actually listen less and we need a report we need to know if they were investigating using kicks back in the sixty's . I would sit at my computer and play games or just make it up yeah yeah. 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News quiz I'm Bill Kurtis We're playing this week with Mo Rocca may of Higgins and Alonzo Bodden and here and I gather here host at the Blossom Music Center at Hogan Valley National Park thank God Thank you Bill thank you everybody right now it is time for the Wait Wait Don't Tell Me Bluff the Listener game call one AAA Wait wait to play our game on the air Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me Hello this is Jeremy thim and what do you know Carolina what do your North Carolina I don't know where that is what's what's what are your like let's do Smoky Mountain National Park in Cherokee and what do you do there I'm a wine rep and a musician you're a wine rep What's the wine scene like in North Carolina I get it in a summer time when it's tourist season right and speaking of which you know wish n.p.r. National Geographic you know you go out with your wine stain or no I really keep in mind the professional here is their n.p.r. Wine you didn't know but the n.p.r. Was like that well you know Weekend Edition k. . I don't like Morning Edition wind sounds so sad I hear wind it's very dry but balanced. Jeremy it's very nice to have you with us you're going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction Bill what is Jeremy's topic there record of the Iowa Department of Human Services your fire are 2 of the state where New York Mayor Bill de Blasio lives just fired the 66 year old director of its Department of Human Services why our panelists are going to tell you that only one of them is telling the truth pick that one and you'll win our prize the equator of your choice and your voicemail ready to play ready let's 1st hear from made Hagan's it's not where you've been it's where you're asked a cool saying but not one that applies to Jerry Fox the director of the Iowa Department of Human Services who's recently after resigning from his posts the shocking reason for his resignation is only becoming care now he does not live in Iowa. Nor it turns out has he ever even been there it began when Mr Fox open was at a meeting in d.c. And referred to Iowa as that lovely place by the sea. I when Jimmy limp is an Iowa housing official heard his colleagues thing that he quizzed him asking walk their state was famous for Mr Fox Hovan replied in a shaky voice Well you know Iowa the Lone Star State I have about those guys. I next year will win all of the football games that's when the newspapers picked up on that one report to reach Mr Fox over on the phone and asked him some basic questions that anybody who lives in Iowa should know in response to the question where is through city he answers I haven't seen through in years. I know that he's been fired his former employees are connecting the dots when it came to having team meetings he would always video conference in even when the meeting was happening just down the hall from his office contacted by reporters some staff mention seeing a surfboard in the background and no saying that in hindsight it was unlikely he was using it to surf on Cory failed. Thank you very much of a problem was never actually been done to your next story of a pink slip comes from Iraq until June 17th 66 year old Harry Fox show one was I was director of Human Services that was the day after he sent an email to 4300 agency employees praising the music of the late rapper Tupac Shakur who are now Fox open formerly known as the notorious v.h.s. Director. Isn't just a fan of Tupac Shakur Corps he was hosting weekly Tupac Friday to play his music in the office for his own birthday Fox children served 2 Poc themed cookies including one decorated with the words fall. Life during his 2 years he sent 350. E-mails to employees when Governor Kim Reynolds asked him to resign it was one week after. E-mail reminding employees to Mark birthday by playing one of his songs now lest anyone think that a 66 year old Iowa loving rap is funny bear in mind that the very 1st rap was heard in the opening of the greatest American musical which was set in Iowa the music man. The cash for the fancy goods cash for the soft goods cash for the noggins in the Pickens and the brick and cats dogs had cats going down the path for the practice in my case you want to talk to talk but you can talk you can talk you can back or you can talk you can you can talk all you want but it's different than it was no I don't know what I don't know the territory. Very possibly far from down to the artistic government because apparently you have his overly enthusiastic appreciation of. Your last story of a dishonorable discharge comes from Alonzo Boden Jerry Fox open loves Iowa he loves the state cities and towns the fields the highways he loves I wish humans and he loves providing them with services which is good because he's the Iowa State Director of Human Services but there was one problem Jerry. That started with a Facebook page called Corn is the devil's grain. Dairy posted all the reasons he hates corn it gets caught in your teeth it's hard to big corn on the cob is a sloppy mess on your fingers that page grew in popularity with other haters chime in and then pop popcorn cracked my 2 if I wanted to know what I ate the night before I'd keep a diary I did. It even got political with a tax on ethanol fuel subsidies to corn lobbies influences on Congress. The problem with this is Facebook is public and when corn farmer saw the page they went straight to the gov You can't be governor of a corn state and have a senior point he hate corn Rebecca Shields a reporter from Yahoo What does that asks why the hatred of corn Fox open said he ate corn every day as a child and just got so sick of it he thought it would be funny to attack after the sport has joined his page it became a real thing and it spun out of his control he sighed I guess in the end corn won. All right really is a guy named Jerry Fox. Really is 66 years old and he really was until this week the head of Human Services for the state of Iowa why was he fired was it because it from the Navy he didn't actually live in or ever been to Iowa from over Rocca his overt and perhaps over enthusiasm for the rapper Tupac Shakur or from Alonzo he just hated Quorn too much which of the use of the real reasons we believe for his termination. At the mower or you know the motor Rocker story of the Vs level when you just said my opinion. All right you picked is now it's amazing because we were able to get in touch with the gentleman in question himself my favorite song by tupac maybe I think. That was Jerry Fox elven he loves to pox uku or almost as much as he used to love Iowa state bureaucracy. Congratulations you got it right mom was telling the truth. Today about Meredith Wilson inventing hip hop so you have won our prize the voice of your choice in your voicemail Congratulations. The runs. Thanks so much Ok thank you thank you. Thank you so not. Just the way. And now the game where we ask people who've been through a lot to go through something else that's whole Not My Job Piper Kerman was a happy go lucky young woman when she just happened to happily go to Europe with some drug money and got unlucky gendered up serving a year in a women's prison but you know all that because she wrote a book about her experience called Orange Is The New Black which was adapted into the hit Netflix series she now spends more time in prison here in Ohio teaching writing to inmates Piper Kerman welcome to Wait Wait Don't Tell me thank you Ok thank you the only way is this is it all is it all right that we tell people that you're here in Ohio are you still on the run I mean I don't know what your status and I am not on the lam and yeah I've been living here in Ohio for almost 5 years it's been fantastic and. I feel I mean I've course believe that everybody knows your story but maybe not so let's go through it briefly you were a young woman living in a fancy free this is back in the early ninety's and you had a friend who asked you to do this errand of bringing some money which was ill gotten She asked me to carry a bag of money from Chicago to Brussels right which you did yes I did and just to be clear you knew this was not like legit it's not like a car I haven't had a claims of innocence on this and you did that and then you extricated yourself from that relationship and that life but then some years later there was a knock on your door many years later the thunderous it was actually doorbell. Metaphorical right and to make a long and ultimately profitable story short you ended up pleading guilty to charges of money laundering and went off to do. State prison yes federal prison federal prison and so we should say that the book obviously isn't is a memoir it's nonfiction but they took some liberties with the t.v. Series that was a book is a true story and the. Show takes the book puts it in a blender and puts a lot of other ingredients Yes And isn't that fantastic. So I don't know you a fan of the t.v. Show I am a fan of this show and all the people all the wonderful people who make it so you're back in prison although now you are doing it as an instructor and so what are you doing I teach true story writing class I teach a class in which students come in and write true stories from their own life essentially a memoir writing class and where you do I do that at the Ohio State Reformatory for women which is right smack dab in the middle of the state and then at the Marion Correctional Institution for men do you ever teach them and do you have your famous prison recipes they were very interested in the cheesecake recipe actually at the men's facility the women all knew how to do it I was actually amazed to read this in the book that all this cooking which I did not think was the thing that happened in prison but yeah it turns out the food in a child hall is pretty bad yeah the skills of the prisoners are much better the materials are kind of rough to work with right so you do what you can well 1st of all I did notice that you said that in prison the food was so bad and since exercise was one of the few things you could do to spend your time you ended up at least the 1st looking pretty great you said I ran a half marathon when I was in prison that's really boring it is to the time where do you how do you want to have fun in prison you run a half marathon around a quarter mile gravel track Good Lord is a lot of left turn to see. So you but as you say the child in the food hall was terrible so you sort of cooking for yourself how do you make a cheesecake in prison. To make a cheesecake in prison you need a Tupperware bowl you have to have that after. From the commissary or borrow it you make a cross out of either smashed up graham crackers or Oreo depending on your proclivity hold on I'm writing this now you've got it you need some margarine that you've stolen from the chow hall that is the only stolen ingredient in this recipe which makes it novel and notable. And then for the filling you take those kinds of cheeses that don't have to be refrigerated you need about a half a cup of putting you can usually get some putting somewhere and you sort of beat those things viciously together until they're creamy and then you get your beating on down on the putting And this cheese and you also start to add an entire thing of cream or about yeah right Paul I'm making I'm putting my hands about $8.00 to $10.00 or more is the powdered. Substitute cream or yes you put that in there at the whole container you try not to think about what's what's going it what's in there right and you mix and you mix and then actually what you have is kind of a soupy mess right yes well then you take the plastic squeeze lemon and you put I would use really most of the lemon and you start to squeeze that into the mix and it tightens up I attribute whatever mysterious things are contained in nondairy creamer but it's remarkably like the texture of a New York cheesecake. And the taste you are so it seems if you're in prison right. Now I mean you have got to get a Food Network show I did. Well Piper Kerman it is a pleasure to talk to you we've invited you here to play a game we're calling. This. So you were busted and as we've discussed served time for money laundering which made us wonder how much you know about the more traditional kind of laundering. Answer 2 out of 3 questions about what they call clothing laundering the one prized one of our listeners the voice of anyone they might like on our show on their voicemail Bill who is Piper Kerman playing for Sophia Casa of Ohio who's here with her family was very sick a b. When we didn't care yes. Here's your 1st question American pioneers had a very inventive way of dealing with dirty clothes What was it a sticking them in the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone and waiting for it to erupt be shooting their laundry with quote soap shot or see just standing near a buffalo and blaming the animal for the stink. I'm going to go with Old Faithful you're exactly right I'm. Already going to count up like stories they say they need to stick their laundry in the guys or wait for to go up the laundry would blow out in the air they pick it up at Bickley that's what I would do absolutely. That's wesh and while he was writing Walden Henry David Thoreau of course shot himself off from civilization that made it his clothes clean difficult what clever technique did throw used to get his clothes clean during his year living at Walden Pond a coat his clothes in honey and let the bears lick them clean. Be used his philosophical insights to convince the clothes to turn away from dirt. Or c. He walked the mile into town and had his mom do it for him. It's so easy to see you are all gone yes yeah. The old and new isn't that far out of town they also brought food for him all right last question now is . Things of course and laundry as with everything else it's all high tech astronauts on the International Space Station do their laundry how a laser. Be hanging them on a line outside i'm or c. Loading their dirty laundry into a cargo space ship and letting it burn up on re-entry. I think it's basically a version of disposable underwear you're exactly right you don't want to be easy. Going up the wrong cargo ship with the old laundry in the ship and let it burn up on reentry you're exactly right Bill had a piper do on our quiz she got 3 right Ok thank her. Piper Kerman is the author of the book Orange Is The New Black the adaptation of the book is on Netflix its final season. But thank you so much for joining. Take a deep breath it's our Listener Limerick Challenge. To join us on the air we'll be back in a minute with more. From n.p.r. On the Next Radio Lab. I do Kenyans always win this race. To the end of what happens to New York City after point 3000000000 gallons every single day and why are kids afraid of quicksand and what are you afraid of. Some answers on the Next Radio. Joining us coming up this morning at 10 o'clock right here on North. Where we perceive support. Of energy systems serving North Valley homeowners and businesses with solar installations 2003 information about controlling energy usage battery backup options and helping the planet is available at their Chiko showroom and on the web at saving energy for Life dot com. And from courtesy Subaru of Chico offering the complete line of Subaru vehicles including the $2900.00 Subaru Outback equipped with symmetrical all wheel drive for safety and reliability available new and certified pre-owned inventory onsite at 2522 Cohasset road and online at Chico Subaru dot com. 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Grime and dirt in our listener limerick. If you like to play give us a call at $18.00 Wait Wait that's one. Right now panel some more questions for you from the week's news Mo this week researchers published a translation of a historic document the earliest known communication between Christians outside of the Bible it dates from 230 and it's a letter from one brother to another in which the writer pleads with his brother for what. He reads this is the 3rd century. He's saying when are you going to be done I want to read it. Because I love dietary restriction and. We don't know if if the phrase he used translates to ketchup Mayo or. It's one brother telling him about a great new condiment he discovered not asking for a contract is it asking for sauce take up for exactly the letter begins reading is my Lord my incomparable brother Paulus and it goes on please bring back that sauce . But it's basically a primitive form of texting somebody to pick up dinner in the way home. The brother offers to reimburse. Those days that was the name of the latter you kept your coins in the sauce in question is a fish liver sausage which sounds gross but when the entrée every night you want to drown it in that stuff of course it probably wasn't real fish liver sauce you know it was just slang for wheat. And where was this discovered and this is discovered it was a pirate that originally came from Egypt it had been sitting for decades and somebody somebody took it out and translated and discovered what it was I love a fast food. Because you know if you. Think you know you think about of the result what was it it's all this writing on a slab maybe it was a menu at. Dr Yeah exactly except a little up and they go oh I'll have an official we're all out of fish liver so I. May or May of this week the website life hacker posted their advice for avoiding stress while flying we all need that their number one tip is what don't sit in the window really because if it did I could know that I was just like this week I did not know that it is the worst because it changes your voice and this thing happened to me where I was think and then I said to the child sitting beside me I was stuck in the window so I said I felt like I going to be sick and so I said to the try and kiss me can you just you know can I just go to the restroom you know everything nice politely right and then they took the law with their i Pad and their headphones and I barfed all over the little old me. And then and then I turned to the times and I said George Dad I. Look like I'm like Yes or says to the kids I was like who's speaking I mean who in that huge apartment on the can just on the kids on the man in front on myself somehow I am the kid parent sitting behind me I got here that's an obvious thing to parse backwards I was really you know it was extraordinary I recall almost crying I was old charmingly. So love it appreciate you even more me but that's not relevant to the question at hand the question was what it was fairly large a certain number last thing you should do for a lovely relaxing easy flight paths and path so before you get literally I only give you a hint this this doesn't sound crazy it's only crazy to anybody who's ever done that they're advised it's all right I'm ready to read I yes I'll give it to whoever said it for now their argument is yes. Flight leaves it's a 11 pm gets an a 5 am security lines are shorter the tickets are cheaper the plane is more likely to be empty but that's because no one else is stupid enough to take the red off. Their main argument though is that you'll sleep better which makes sense except for the fact that the flight is named after what happens to you when you do not sleep right back yes I would take pink eye over red eye on e Bay Absolutely. I think the thing to do is find out what flight may visit on an. Up or. Coming up it's Lightning Fill In The Blank but 1st it's the game where you have to listen for the ride if you like to play on air call or leave a message at one AAA Wait Wait that's 188-892-4892 extension 4 Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me I will be right here and they will know how Salem Ohio hate me for not knowing how far is Salem from where we are in Cleveland or near Cleveland I think an hour an hour away what do you do there and say well I work at the fort there but the dream to be if they're. Going to work is a farce or isn't it usually the other way around the people at home with their cats wish they could be out in the forest. Maybe that might happen. Yeah that's true but to me welcome to the show Bill Kurtis is going to read for you 3 news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each if you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on 2 of them Rex you'll be a winner all right here is your 1st pay attention come close take good care now what do you see nothing there. C o 2 symmetric will do we have whipped up some food from film there yes. A Finnish company claims they can. Make an edible protein using only carbon dioxide water and electricity a product currently known in the u.s. Says while. The food is this the food made of thin air has a consistency they say similar to wheat flour which means you can finally gorge yourself on all the dry wheat flour you want guilt free to even get the idea is they say we can actually make food from air using electricity somehow creating edible proteins that gives you but it will actually be a solid and you don't like your decision you have to inhaling Yeah Ok they'll be weird if that were the case you'd be like What are you trying to go on a diet and breathing for me today thanks trying to lose people. That's what it sounds like it sounds like a new diet for you yeah. All right here's your next limerick this Evian trend is absurd by Hitchcock his flock has been spurred they dive bomb for fun while I'm out of Iran I have just been attacked by a. Parrots are going crazy this summer dive bombing and stealing food out of people's hands Redwing a blackbird's of the biggest aggressors attacking anyone who comes near their habitats all these attacks might seem random it is breeding season the birds are really just saying hey knock next time or they should just hang a necktie on their nest knobs. They take time out of their you know lovemaking to bomb the Parthenon Yeah apparently they're very protective of their nest with breeding season but also because the babies are there all the babies are made or at Yad some cases the babies remain so better protected All right Jamie here is your last limerick as Pottery Barn makes amends Phoebe's ref page different then. Soon you'll all run across chairs from Rachel and Ross. Furniture featured on. Yes it was good with the new friends inspired pretty sure lines from Pottery Barn you can spruce up your space with iconic living room pieces from the sitcom Friends you get your Central Perk mugs you can have Rachel's coffee table you can have a bunch of lazy people lying around who somehow don't need jobs. Friends As you all know is a television show that ended about 15 years ago. People still watch it because of the hilarious antics of Rachel Ross Niles Ross and Frasier I turns out there's a lot of this going around a lot of stuff sponsored by t.v. Shows Pottery Barn is doing Friends Unfortunately for Sears the Chernobyl furniture but not enough I don't know but aren't these the new black garniture. Bill how did Jimmy do on our quiz Jamie's been waiting for it all her life and it paid off for the perfect score congratulations and be cool thank you Ok. Now onto our final game Lightning Fill In The Blank you should our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can each correct answer is now worth 2 points Bill can you give us the score. Points may have has one Alonzo has all right mate you're in 3rd place you're up 1st the clock will start when I begin your 1st question fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to hold Attorney General blank in contempt of Congress if affirmative I look in 1st name in the papers and I turned it down around looking back. Yes William Wallace on Wednesday Rand Paul block the Senate from approving a compensation fund for the victims of blank. 911 right 911 this week the d.n.c. Announced that 20 presidential candidates had qualified for the next round of televised blanks debate yes on Monday and then you read in on Monday India scrubber to their planned mission to blank just minutes before takeoff. He was interpreting their mission to blank their mission to the moon yes very good during a routine traffic stop in Oklahoma police found blank blank and blank inside a man's vehicle and I need to think of 3 different word do and you have to do it quickly Oh. Crazy Sexy Cool very good. They found an open bottle of whiskey a lot of rattlesnake and a canister of uranium. On Wednesday the World Health Organization declared the blank outbreak in the Congo a global health emergency. Right on Sunday Novak Djokovic defeated blank to claim his 2nd straight Wimbledon title another tennis player that's what. We're looking for suddenly Roger Federer this new 30 said they would not be adding the vegetable based impossible to their menu but they would be adding blank bacon no carrots made of meat. But it's so much easier to be a vegetarian now that there is a carrot made of meat fruit vegetable exactly the new item from Arby's is made from Turkey which is then flavored like a carrot so it has everything you love about meat except the taste. This story could not simply because the product launch was the 1st time somebody has said I want to show you all my meat. Has not been a rescue Bill how did made do on our quiz Dave you're approving Yeah. 10 more points a total of 11 and your in the lead All right. Yonder. Along So you're up next film blank on Monday the White House issued new rules effectively barring migrants from Central America from requesting blank asylum right on Thursday the u.s. Navy said it destroyed a drone from blank in the Strait of Hormuz Iran right on Wednesday the House voted to block President Trump's attempt to sell arms to blank Saudi Arabia right after spending months tending to and watering his girlfriend's new house plant a man in Australia discovered blank. Her boyfriend know. Discovered that it was made of plastic on Wednesday streaming services on Wednesday Family Service blank announced its 1st major loss of u.s. Subscribers that yes with over 32 nominations Game of Thrones leads the pack for the 21000 Blanco awards Emmy right this week police in Alabama warned that flushing drugs down the toilet could lead to black. Highly addictive alligators you're exactly right. The police the police here. As a matter gaiters. Drug dealers in Alabama if you keep flushing your stash down the toilet you may end up creating a race they say of meth addicted gators roaming the streets looking for a fix. Well that sounds way worse than a normal gator doesn't make you teeth fall out of problem solving I think Alonso did pretty well what do you think he got 6 right 12 more points 14 he was in the running be with. How many then does moan need to win 5 to win oh he can do. Here we go both fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to block a call from Representative Al Green to start blank proceedings against President Trump impeach following the publication of a trove of offensive text messages the governor of blank has said he will not be stepping down where. This week a federal judge permanently blocked the Trump administration from citizenship. Blank said Tuesday former Supreme Court justice blank passed away at the age of 99 the he was not a Famous Face ball game was. He was the game or Babe Ruth supposedly called right this week a correctional facility in the u.k. 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I'm told that he will set of on this in Mexico City 50 years ago today humans walked on the moon for the 1st time N.P.R.'s Geoff Brumfiel looks back at the Apollo 11 mission astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin rode in their tiny lunar module down to the moon surface. They're going to be here all right we'll have a good point Frank Well if we stop you on the ground we've got if I forgot about her play we're pregnant again like a lot of hours later it was Armstrong who climbed down paused. I prefer the latter and stepped on to the moon I find. I am pretty. Armstrong and Aldrin spent 21 hours and 36 minutes on the moon surface. Then they left for home Geoff Brumfiel n.p.r. News this is n.p.r. It's 100 for Good morning I'm Andy was so in with k.c.a.l. You news the latest a to sticks show there's been a slight increase in unemployment on the central and south coasts the jobless rate went from 3 percent in May to 3 point 6 percent in June in Ventura County Santa Barbara counties unemployment numbers climbed from 2.9 percent to 3.5 percent and in San Luis Obispo County the percentage of people out of work climb from 2.4 percent in May to an even 3 percent in June statewide The jobless rate held steady from month to month at 4.2 percent. State Senator Kamel Harris has raised more money in California than any other presidential candidate thanks to strong showings in Hollywood San Francisco and Silicon Valley President Trump on the other hand is doing very well in the Central Valley and rural California count matters reporter Ben Christopher who's analyzed presidential campaign donations for every California zip code says Bernie Sanders is too he raised more money and I did my contributions for more of the president and the other Democratic candidates and that's because he really racked up a lot of rural areas are very central valley that maybe didn't give as much as I for 10 or well rest Hollywood but where he really seemed to dominate the contribution Harris's 7 and a half $1000000.00 raised in California tops the nearly $5000000.00 brought in by South Bend Mayor Pete booted judge and the $3000000.00 brought in by President Trump Chevron says an 800000 gallon oil spill in central California may have started when crews tried to recap an abandoned well the company held a briefing Friday about the seepage that began in May in a Kern County oil field west of Bakersfield Chevron says it believes the spill stemmed from efforts to remove aging cement plugs from its non producing wells and replace them the company says that the initial flows came from a previously damaged well that was being re entered the fuel giant says the oil has only fouled about an acre of land and 90 percent of the spilled material has been recaptured it's 10 o 6 You're listening to k.c.a.l. 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Later on we're going to be talking to Piper Kerman the author of Orange Is The New Black who is now teaching writing in prisons here in Ohio but 1st the New York Times published an amazing exposé this week close to our hearts with a shocking conclusion we have reached quote peak podcast that's right every single person in America now has a podcast. So from here on podcasts will slowly decline until there are none left and people will stop committing unsolved murders out of a lack of interest. If you don't want to bother starting a podcast but still want to hear your voice on one give us a call the number is one triple 8 Wait Wait that's 188-924-8924 now let's welcome our 1st listener contestant Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me baby hey David where you calling from little hollow Minnesota Little Falls Minnesota No I lived in Minnesota but I never came across Little Falls where is that Mack down in the heart reporter right movement right middle and what do you do there in the middle of Minnesota my wife and I own a bike or you do that's you know I often thought that if I truly wanted to give up everything. Elson just be happy I would run a bicycle shop am I right in this. You would be very happy I would be very happy right now in the market that's awesome Well David let me introduce you our panel this week 1st up a comedian you can listen to on the new fear not gas it's Alonzo boat Hello David b. We're back the comedian and writer whose new audio series aliens of extraordinary ability is out now on auto ball it's made Hakan the they were the OAS and finally the host of them obituaries podcast his mobile 2 areas live show will be at the house of independence in Asbury Park New Jersey on August 21st and stage one in Fairfield Connecticut on August 22nd it's more rocker there are one thing that welcome to the show you to play Who's Bill This Time Bill Kurtis is going to read you 3 quotations from this week's news if you can correctly identify or explain 2 of them you'll win our prize and a voice from our show you might choose in your voicemail you ready to play now here and. Here we go your 1st quote is from the president of the United States those tweets are not race he was talking about some tweets he sent earlier that were totally what you bring here. The only races there are now in the country have been arguing for some years if the president is racist or just you know racially charged or racist curious. Or merely You know you see. It all started when Trump told for Congresswoman to go back to their countries he was just testing it if it worked he try it on millennia. Paying. 0 you laugh it's it's cheaper than what he had to do the last 2. So this this go back to your country thing was so unvarnished that many news organizations threw up their hands and just called it racist even n.p.r. Which stands for no please don't say racist. And n.p.r. Said this is an organization that is so even handed it covers a kick to the crotch by talking both to the crotch and the foot. The thing is to set 3 of the women were born in the United States they were I mean I gonna Presley she represents Massachusetts but she was actually born in Cincinnati now I realize that this crowd saying go back to society is like going back to a hellhole Yes I know. That's how they see it I understand they're from Cleveland but getting in the middle of that can't give in to these horrible prejudices Mo we are you know we're all one to the president help one of us rallies on Wednesday night and this whole thing when he started going after a lot Omar they started chanting send her back send her back that was really ugly face the fact is you've got to give the president this he's really good at coming up with chants like walk her up send her back the Democrats keep trying it it doesn't work with their programs free college tuition but only a public universities for qualifying applicants with a limit on family income of 220. The All right your next quote is from n.b.a. Star De Mar De Rosa and reacting to a photo of himself that somebody posted using something called face at it whatever started this man you know messing people's life up to Rosen was upset that face out made him like it does to everybody who uses it look. What they look older That's exactly right their look over. 20 years of writing years on the. Face up took over the Internet this week it gives you a picture of what you would look like when you are 30 years old or the images were all extraordinarily realistic they could replace the previous technology for finding out what you look like old looking at your parents. What does it mean if you run the photo through the app and you just get back a picture of a coffin. But I like it because I want to marry a guy who's like 30 years older than me to my own review so I'm going to upload all my faith photos on to my dating profiles and he would be like oh and I still may be just like me because that's what all guys like. I began by Mario No we don't sadly but here's the thing and you might have heard this too it turns out the app was made by Russian programmers the Democrats led by Chuck Schumer advised people to delete the app immediately it makes sense the Dems need to stop it the Russians use that old face technology and Joe Biden will just be a picture of a handful of dust. And sadly they already got to Bernie. Your last quote is about a big shake up in spine movies who cares if it's one as long as she still drinks Martini's kills bad guys and has sex with lots of lots of women. That was writer Jesse McLaren reacting to news that what movie icon will be played by a woman in the next film. On. Very good day. A woman will be the next James Bond or technically agent double 07 but that doesn't matter because no one cares less about distinctions like that than fans of popular movie franchises. Are also easy going. According to reports British actress Shonda Lynch will be playing agent 7 of the British and I 6 the 1st woman ever to do so James Bond though will still be around in the film he's played by Daniel Craig again but now he's retired. We all know what happened to bond he got me to do. You know that right definitely like this like James you were calling this woman Pussy Galore Her name is Deborah. You know usually bond is sent to go see m. And q. And now we had to go c h r. So is he just going to be a sort of like a kindly old sort of uncle figure Well it's unclear but we hope that a female double of 7 means there will be bond boys just as ridiculous Lee objectified while the Bond girls are so it's like 7 o 7 Your mission is to link up with an informant a 22 year old surfer a named octo donkey. You talk about the bands I mean the ones magic to the people who lost their mind over a black Little Mermaid Yeah you know when they get double 07 is a black woman they probably just died in their basement it's just it was just too much and they just keeled over Yeah Bill how did David do on our quiz David nailed it all 3 Congratulations aim at the way home Ok. Thanks. Right now panel it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news made for this week the House of Representatives ordered an investigation to discover if the Pentagon ever secretly tried to make what into a weapon but I can tell you 1st of all what the Pentagon is that's very good man. If something to do with them. Whether it is not can you give me a clue can I certainly can I love the smell of a lime disease in the morning it smells like victory. So it's the creature that you get light yes which is plug thing and slug That's in and move. To make one sound as a what a clock tick tick. Tick tick yes. A secret that's again. A secret Pentagon program to recognize that thank you to the panel for that joint I had so much more direct I know you don't mess around I got to show that I do after the show I know that it's been so i'm House committee is ordered an investigation into whether this happened because there's evidence to suggest that the Department of Defense may have experimented with turning tricks into military weapons because the wars of the future will not be won with bullets will be won by convincing the enemy to run through the tall grass with short so I get really big. It just makes me wonder how much free time military investigators there if you believe that you would actually listen listen we need a report we need to know if they were investigating using takes back in the sixty's . I would sit at my computer and play games or just make it up yeah yeah. But when they were trying to get Castro didn't they do all sorts of they did masquerading ours and totally wile e. Coyote Yeah always and wetsuits and all that sort of thing yeah I think they sent face or something like like aggressive face they sent you about aggressive fish to Cuba like a sword fish you're like a snake that great but with the band i asked me what you just started another investigation is here. For. You. Coming up. Paddles get canned It's our Bluff the Listener game call one AAA Wait wait to play We'll be back in a minute with more Wait Wait Don't Tell me from n.p.r. . The school bell signals the start of deal going all is 6th grade science class Casey all you news stories that expand your world today's Lassen eating Neal one has the same proteins as beat Al It changed our lives and will eat a meal or instead of a cat Cal had met the Met is a greenhouse gas and that means because climate change k.c.l. You news on your radio on the k.c.l. Us and when you tell your smart speaker to play k.c. 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Thank you Bill thanks everybody right now it is time for the Wait Wait Don't Tell Me Bluff the Listener game call one AAA wait wait play our game on the air Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me a little bit Jeremy what do your North Carolina what are your North Carolina I don't know where that is what's what's what are your like to welcome our international partners here and what do you do there I'm a wine rep and a musician you're a wine rep What's the wine scene like in North Carolina. Good enough summertime wanted to where it's even right and speaking of which you know when n.p.r. National Geographic you know you've got your why and you know I ain't real but wind best know what is here is there n.p.r. Wine you didn't know but the n.p.r. Was like that so. I don't like that Morning Edition wind sound so sad I hear wind it's very dry but balanced. Jeremy it's very nice to have you with us you're going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction Bill what is Jeremy's topic their record of the Iowa Department of Human Services your fire. The state where New York Mayor Bill de Blasio lives just fired the 66 year old director of its Department of Human Services why our panelists are going to tell you that only one of them is telling the truth pick that one and you win our prize the week we've heard of your choice on your voicemail ready to play ready let's 1st hear from a Higgins It's not where you've been it's where you're asked a cool saying but not one that applies to Jerry Fox the director of the Iowa Department of Human Services who's recently after resign from his post the shocking reason for his resignation is only becoming clearer now he does not live in Iowa. Nor it turns out has he ever even been there it began when Mr Fox open was at a meeting in d.c. And referred to Iowa as that lovely place by the sea. When Jimmy limp as an Iowa housing official heard his colleagues thing that he quizzed him asking what their state was famous for Mr Fox Hovan replied in a shaky voice Well you know Iowa the Lone Star State. How about those guys. I next year will win all of the football games that's when the newspapers picked up on that one report to reach Mr Fox over on the phone and asked him some basic questions that anybody who lives in Iowa should know in response to the question where is Fu city he answers I haven't seen you in years got a critic I know that he's been fired his former employees are connecting the dots when it came to having team meetings he would always video. Even when the meeting is happening just down the hall from his office contacted by reporters some staff mention seeing a surfboard in the back of a nosing that in hindsight it was unlikely he was using it to stare on Cory. Grandparents over problems. He's never actually been to Iowa Your next story of a pink slip comes from. Until June 17th 66 year old Harry Fox was I was director of Human Services that was the day after he sent an email to 4300 agency employees praising the music of the late rapper Tupac Shakur who are now formerly known as the notorious director isn't just a fan of Tupac Shakur for he was hosting weekly Tupac Friday to play his music in the office for his own birthday Fox served Tupac cookies including grated with the words life during his 2 years he sent 352 e-mails to employees when Governor Kim Ronald's asked him to resign it was one week after Fox has been sent an e-mail reminding employees to Mark birthday by playing one of his songs now lest anyone think that a 66 year old Iowa loving rap is funny bear in mind that the very 1st rap was heard in the opening of the greatest American musical which was set in Iowa the music man. The cash for the fancy goods cash for the soft goods cash for the noggins in the Pickens and the brick and kept the dogs had past and demonstrate that with practice I think it's like they want to talk the talk but you talk about you talk you can talk you can talk you can bicker you can talk you can bicker bicker bicker you can talk all you want but it's different than it was no way no way but you got to know the territory. Again. Ah a fox has been fired from Saddam used a government because apparently you have his overly enthusiastic appreciation of Tupac secure your last story of the dishonorable discharge comes from Alonzo Boden Cherry Fox open loves Iowa he loves the state cities and towns the fields the highways he loves I wish humans and he loves providing them with services which is good because he's the Iowa State Director of Human Services but there was one problem Jerry Fox opened hate score. It started with a Facebook page he called corn it's a devil's grain. Dairy posted all the reasons he hates corn it gets caught in your teeth it's hard to be Jess corn on the cob it's a sloppy mess on your fingers the page grew in popularity with other haters chime in and on pop popcorn cracked my 2 if I want to know what I ate the night before I keep a diary. If. It even got political Would a tax on ethanol fuel subsidies to corn lobbies influences on Congress the problem with this is Facebook is public and when corn farmer sort of page they went straight to the gov You can't be governor of a corn state and have a senior point to hate corn Rebecca Shields a reporter from you I would guess that asks why the hatred of corn fatso been said he ate corn every day as a child and just got so sick of it he thought it would be funny to attack after the sport has joined his page it became a real thing and it spun out of his control he sighed I guess in the end corn won. All right really is a guy named Jerry Fox. He really is 66 years old and he really was until this week the head of Human Services for the state of Iowa why was he fired. Was it because from the maid he didn't actually live in or ever been to Iowa from over Rocca his overt and perhaps over enthusiasm for the rapper Tupac Shakur or from Alonzo he just hated Quorn too much which of these is the real reasons we believe for his terminations. At the mo or you know the most rock a story of abuse yet by the way he said my thank you for. All right you picked is now it's amazing because we were able to get in touch with the gentleman in question himself my favorite song by tupac maybe I think. The Oh that was Jerry Fox of an he loves to pox your core almost as much as he used to love Iowa state bureaucracy. Congratulations you got it right. Through the Including about Meredith Wilson inventing hip hop so you have won our prize the voice of your choice in your voicemail congratulations thank the owner thanks so much for what you. Believe. The not. Just away. And now the game where we ask people who've been through a lot to go through something else told not my job Piper Kerman was a happy go lucky young woman when she just happened to happily go to Europe with some drug money and got unlucky gendered up serving a year in a women's prison but you know all that because she wrote a book about her experience called Orange Is The New Black which was adapted into the hit Netflix series she now spends more time in prison here in Ohio teaching writing to inmates Piper Kerman welcome to Wait Wait Don't Tell me. Thank. You Thank You Thank You. How do is it is it all is it all right that we tell people that you're here in Ohio or are you still on the run I mean I don't know what your status and I am not on the lam and yeah I've been living here in Ohio for almost 5 years it's been fantastic and. I feel I mean I've course believe that everybody knows your story but maybe not so let's go through it briefly you were a young woman living in a fancy free this is back in the early ninety's and you had a friend who asked you to do this errand of bringing some money which was ill gotten She asked me to carry a bag of money from Chicago to Brussels right which you did so I did and just to be clear you knew this was not like legit This is not like a kind of you know frames of innocence on this and you did that and then you extricated yourself from that relationship and that life but then some years later there was a knock on your door many years later the thunderous it was actually a doorbell. Metaphorical right and to make a long and ultimately profitable story short you ended up pleading guilty to charges of money laundering and went off to Danbury state prison yes federal prison federal prison until we should say that the book obviously is and is a memoir it's nonfiction but they took some liberties with the t.v. Series that we saw a book is a true story and the. Show takes the book puts it in a blender and puts a lot of other ingredients in Yes and isn't that fantastic and untasted So are you a fan of the t.v. Show I am a fan of this show for sure and all the people all the wonderful people who make it so you're back in prison although now you are doing it as an instructor and so what are you doing exactly I teach true story writing class I teach a class in which students come in and write true stories from their own life essentially a memoir writing class and where you do it I do that at the Ohio State. Reformatory for women which is right smack dab in the middle of the state and then at the Marion Correctional Institution for men do you ever teach the mindy of your famous prison recipe. They were very interested in the cheesecake recipe actually at the men's facility the women all knew how to do it I was actually amazed to read this in the book that all this cooking which I did not think was the thing that happened in prison but yeah turns out the food in the chow hall is pretty bad yeah the skills of the prisoners are much better the materials are kind of rough to work with right so you do what you can well 1st of all I did notice that you said that the food was so bad and since exercise was one of the few things you could do to spend your time you ended up at least the 1st looking pretty great you said I ran a half marathon when I was in prison that's really boring it is to do. Where do you how do you want to have fun in prison you run a half marathon around a quarter mile gravel track a lot of left turn to see. So as you say the chow in the food hall was terrible so you sort of cooking for yourselves how do you make a cheesecake in prison. To make a cheesecake in prison you need a Tupperware bowl you have to have that after purchase it from the commissary or borrow it you make a cross out of either smashed up graham crackers or Oreo depending on your proclivities and I'm writing this down. You need some margarine that you've stolen from the chow hall that is the only. In this recipe which makes it novel and notable. And then for the filling you take those kinds of cheeses that don't have to be refrigerated you need about a half cup of putting you can usually get some putting somewhere and you sort of beat those things viciously together until they're creamy and then you get a beating on. On the putting And this cheese and you also start to add entire thing. Of cream or about yeah right Paul and making putting my hands about 8 to 10 or more is the powder how true and substitute Not all very cream are right yes you put that in there the whole container you're trying not to think about what's what's going it what's in there yeah right and you mix and you mix and then it actually what you have is kind of a soup in mess right yes well then you take the plastic squeeze lemon and you put I would use really most of the lemon and you start to squeeze that into the mix and it tightens up I attribute whatever mysterious things are contained in nondairy creamer but it's remarkably like the texture of a New York cheesecake. And the taste you are in so it seems if you're in prison right. Now I think you have got to get a few that were. Well Piper Kerman it is a pleasure to talk to you we have invited you here to play a game we're calling longer fish. For you busted and as we've discussed serve time for money laundering which made us wonder how much you know about the more traditional kind of laundering. Answer 2 out of 3 questions about what they call closing laundering the little prize one of our listeners the voice of anyone they might like on our show on their voicemail who is Piper Kerman playing for Sophia Casa of Ohio who's here with her family but right. Now to do this. Yes. Your 1st question American pioneers had a very inventive way of dealing with dirty clothes What was it a sticking them in the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone waiting for it to erupt the shooting of their laundry with soap shot. Or see just standing near a buffalo. And blaming the animal for the stink. I'm going to go with Old Faithful you're exactly right I'm. 42 because that's like stories they say they would just stick their laundry in the guys or wait for to go up the laundry would blow up in the air they pick it up at Bickley that's what I would do absolutely. Next question while he was writing Walden Henry David Thoreau of course shot himself off from civilization that made getting his clothes clean difficult what clever technique did throw used to get his clothes clean during his year living on a coat his clothes in honey and let the bears lick them clean. Be used his philosophical insights to convince the clothes to turn away from dirt. Or c He walked the mile into town and had his mom do it for him. It's so easy to see you are all gone yeah yeah. The golden isn't that far out of town they also brought food for him all right last question nowadays things of course and laundry as with everything else it's all high tech astronauts on the International Space Station do their laundry how a laser. Be hanging them on a line outside i'm or see the loading their dirty laundry into a cargo spaceship and letting it burn up on reentry. I think it's basically a version of disposable underwear going to go and say you're exactly right now there's no want to go up there much easier to bring up. Cargo ship the old laundry in the ship and let it burn up on reentry you're exactly right Bill how did Piper do on our quiz she got all 3 right and that could hurt the record very well during the one. Hyperthermia is the author of the book Orange Is The New Black the adaptation of the book is on Netflix its final season drops on July 26th Piper Kerman thank you so much for joining. 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News quiz I'm Bill Kurtis were playing this week with Alonzo Boden Mo Rocca maven Higgens Ted Here again is your host at the bus Music Center at The Valley National Park Rangers Thank you everybody thank you for. Just a minute. Tries to find a friend grinder in our Listener Limerick Challenge game if you'd like to play give us a call at one triple 8 Wait Wait that's 189-4894 right now panel some more questions for you from the week's news Mo this week researchers published a translation of a historic document the earliest known communication between Christians outside of the Bible it dates from 23080 and it's a letter from one brother to another in which the writer pleads with his brother for what. He pleads with if this isn't the 3rd century yes. He's he's saying when are you going to be done with Leviticus I want to read it now. Because I love dietary restriction. Give me a clue we don't know if the phrase he used translates to ketchup Mayo or. It's one brother telling him about a great new condiment he discovered not asking for a contact's it asking for sauce take up the pick up the sauce exactly the letter begins reading is my Lord my incomparable brother Paulus and it goes on please bring back that sauce. It's basically a primitive form of texting somebody to pick up dinner in the way home. The brother offers to reimburse Paulus van mo. Those days that was the name of the cow bladder you kept your coins in the sauce in question is a fish liver sausage which sounds gross but when the entrée every night as long as you want to drown it in that stuff of course it probably wasn't real fish liver sauce you know it was just slang for weed. And where was just discovered this is discovered it was a pirate that originally came from Egypt it had been sitting for decades in somebodies archive and somebody took it out and translated and discovered what it was I love a fast food you have to go if you want to take money but if you think you know you think about of the result of stone What was it is all this writing on a slab maybe it was a menu at a drive for example only example it all up and they go oh I have the fish sauce we're all out of fish. They. Made this week the website life hacker posted their advice for avoiding stress while fly we all need that their number one tip is what don't fit in the window really. Did I think you know that I was just. I did not know that it is the worst because it changes your voice and this thing happened to me where I was and then I said to the Thai old sitting beside me I was stuck in the window size. Said I felt like oh I'm going to be sick and so I said to the try and kiss me can you just you know can I just go to the restroom you know reading life and then they took the law with their i Pad and their headphones and I barfed all over the little Oh. And then and then I turned to the times and I said. Dad. I. Look like you like the exorcist because I was like who don't who think that you can just on the kids on the man in front on myself somehow on the page parents sitting behind me I got here that's a huge thing yeah backwards I was really you know it was extraordinary I mean Carlos was old charming. So I love it appreciate you even more me but that's not relevant to the question at hand the question was what it was 40 to like number one thing you should do for a lovely relaxing easy flight paths and pesto before you get literally. Only give you a hint this this doesn't sound crazy it's only crazy to anybody who's ever done it that they're advising us Oh right I'm ready to read I yes I'll give it to whoever said it for now their argument is yes take a red eye flight leaves it's a 11 pm gets an a 5 am security lines are shorter the tickets are cheaper the plane is more likely to be empty but that's because no one else is stupid enough to take the red off. Their main argument though is that you'll sleep better which makes sense except for the fact that the flight is named after what happens to you when you do not sleep. But yes I would take pink eye over red eye on e Bay actually. I think the thing to do is find out what flight may visit I'm. Coming up it's Lightning Fill In The Blank but 1st it's the game where you have to listen for the ride if you like to play on air call or leave a message at one AAA Wait Wait that's 188-892-4892 extension 4 Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me I mean regular They don't know why a sale of Ohio hate me for not knowing this but how far is Salem from where we are in Cleveland or near Cleveland I think an hour an hour away what do you do there and say well I work at the fort there but the dream to be there now wait a minute you work is a farce or isn't it usually the other way around the people at home with her cats wish they could be out in the forest. Maybe but my cat would agree yeah that's true but Jamie welcome to the show Bill Kurtis is going to read for you 3 news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each if you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on 2 of them Rex you'll be a winner all right here is your 1st pay attention come close take good care now what do you see nothing there. To c o 2 symmetric will do we have whipped up some food from Fin air yes. A Finnish company claims they can make an edible protein using only carbon dioxide water and electricity a product currently known in the u.s. As like what. The food in this food made of thin air has a consistency they say similar to wheat flour which means you can finally gorge yourself on all the dry wheat flour you want guilt free to even get the idea is they say we can actually make food from air using electricity somehow creating edible proteins that gives you hope it will actually give a solid that you don't like to sit. Not just inhaling Yeah Ok they'll be weird if that were the case if you like what are you trying to go on a diet breathing for me today thanks trying to lose you. That's what it sounds like it sounds like a new diet for you yeah. All right here's your next limerick this Evian trend is absurd by Hitchcock this Flock has been spurred they dive bomb for fun while I'm out of Iran I have just been attacked by a birds parrots are going crazy this summer dive bombing and stealing food out of people's hands red winged blackbirds of the biggest aggressors attacking anyone who comes near their habitat all these attacks might seem random it is breeding season the birds are really just saying hey knock next time or they should just hang a necktie on their nest knobs. They take time out of their you know lovemaking to bomb the Parthenon Yeah apparently they're very protective of their nest with very breeding season but also because the babies are there all the babies are made or at Yad some cases the babies remain so better protected All right Jamie here is your last limerick as Pottery Barn makes amends Phoebe's web page defied them so soon you'll all run across chairs from Rachel led Ross who sells furniture featured on. Yes. With the new friends inspired critter line from Pottery Barn you can spruce up your space with iconic living room pieces from the sitcom Friends you get your Central Perk mugs you can have Rachel's coffee table you can have a bunch of lazy people lying around who somehow don't need jobs. Friends As you all know is a television show that ended about 15 years ago. People still watch it because of the hilarious antics of Rachel Ross Niles Ross and Frasier. Turns out there's a lot of this going. Around a lot of stuff sponsored by t.v. Shows Pottery Barn is doing Friends Unfortunately for Sears the Chernobyl furniture but not enough. To worry about aren't just the new black garniture. Bill how did Jamie do on our quiz Jamie's been waiting for it all her life had paid off with the perfect score for graduation to be thank. You. Now on to our final game Lightning Fill In The Blank you should our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can each correct answer is now worth 2 points Bill can you give us the score 5 points may have has one Alonzo has 2 All right Major you are in 3rd place you're up 1st the clock will start when I begin your 1st question fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to hold Attorney General blank in contempt of Congress and affirmative. The 1st name of the conversion attorney general. Yes Would all of us on Wednesday Rand Paul block the Senate from approving a compensation fund for the victims of blank. 911 right 911 this week the d.n.c. Announced that 20 presidential candidates had qualified for the next round of televised blanks debate yes on Monday and yeah you ready on Monday India scrubber to their planned mission to blank just minutes before takeoff. They were sent to planning their mission to blank their mission to move the moon yes very good during a routine traffic stop in Oklahoma police found blank blank and blank inside a man's vehicle I need to think of 3 different where you do and you have to do it quickly Oh. Crazy's tactic very good. They found an open bottle of whiskey a lot of rattlesnake and a canister of uranium. On Wednesday the World Health Organization declared the blank outbreak in the Congo a global health emergency. Right on Sunday Novak Djokovic defeated blank to claim his 2nd straight Wimbledon title another tennis player that. The 71 Roger Federer this week already said they would not be adding the vegetable based impossible burger to their menu but they would be adding blank bacon no carrots made of meat. But it's so much easier to be a vegetarian now that there is a carrot made of meat fruit vegetable exactly the new item from Arby's is made from Turkey which is then flavored like a carrot so it has everything you love about meat except to taste. The salt or it could not simply because the product launch was the 1st time somebody has said I want to show you all my meat it. Has not been a rescue Bill how did may do on our quiz Dave you're approving Yeah. 10 more points a total of 11 and your in the lead All right. Alonzo you're up next fill in the blank on Monday the White House issued new rules effectively barring migrants from Central America from requesting blank write on Thursday the u.s. 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If you don't want to bother starting a podcast but still want to hear your voice on one give us a call the number is one triple 8 Wait Wait that's 188-890-4810 extension 04 not let's welcome our 1st listener contestant Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me to day hey David where you calling from Little Paul Minnesota Little Falls Minnesota No I lived in Minnesota but I never came across Little Falls where is that neck down in the heart the greater sort of like movement right now middle and what do you do there in the middle of Minnesota my life and I own a bike or you do that's you know I often thought that if I truly wanted to give up everything else and just be happy I would run a bicycle shop and I write in this. You would be very happy I would be very happy right now in the light of that's awesome Well David let me introduce you our panel this week 1st up a comedian you can listen to on the new fear not gas it's Alonzo Bowden Hello David . That's the comedian and writer who. New audio series aliens of extraordinary ability is out now on auto Well it's made Hakan the rubber on and finally the host of them obituaries podcast his Mobutu areas live show will be at the house of independence in Asbury Park New Jersey on August 21st and stage one in Fairfield Connecticut on August 22nd it's Mon Rocca are on the table Welcome to the show you to play Who's Bill This Time Bill Kurtis is going to read you 3 quotations from this week's news if you can correctly identify or explain 2 of them you'll win our prize and a voice from our show you might choose in your voicemail you ready to play my hand still displayed bill here we go your 1st quote is from the president of the United States those are not the race he was talking about some tweets he sent earlier that were totally what made Yes. Totally racist. Now the country has been arguing for some years the president is racist or just you know racially charged or racist curious. Or merely you know racy. It all started when Trump told for Congresswoman to go back to their countries he was just testing it if it worked he try it on millennia. Hey. You laugh it's it's cheaper than what he had to do the last 2. So this this go back to your country thing was so unvarnished. That many news organizations threw up their hands and just called it racist even n.p.r. Which stands for no please don't say racist. And a p.r. Said this is an organization that is so even handed it covers a kick to the crotch by talking both to the crotch and the foot. Who used to set 3 of the women were born in the United States they were I mean I gonna Presley she represents Massachusetts but she was actually born in Cincinnati now I realize that this crowd saying go back to snatch It's like going back to a hellhole Yes because. That's how they see I understand they're from Cleveland I'm not getting in the middle of that can't give in to these horrible prejudices no we are you know we're all one to the president Hell one of his rallies on Wednesday night and this whole thing when he started going after line Omar they started chanting send her back send her back that was really ugly the the fact is you've got to give the president this he's really good at coming up with chants like walk her up send her back Democrats keep trying it doesn't work with their programs free college tuition but only a public universities for qualifying applicants with a limit on family income is going to. Be. All right your next quote is from n.b.a. Star Demar De Rosa and reacting to a photo of himself that somebody posted using something called Face up whoever started this that man you know messing people's life up in rows and was upset that face out made him like it does to everybody who uses it look. What they look older That's exactly right they look old. 20 years 30 years old. Face out took over the Internet this week it gives you a picture of what you would look like when you are 30 years old or the images were all extraordinarily realistic they could replace the previous technology for finding out what you look like old looking at your parents. What does it mean if you run the photo through the app and you just get back a picture of a coffin. But I like it because I want to marry a guy who's like 30 years older than me to get my own reason so I'm going to upload all my faith photos on to my dating profile think he'd be like oh nice though maybe just like me because that's what all guys like. I was like he does well by Mario I really don't sadly but here's the thing and you might have heard this too it turns out the app was made by Russian programmers the Democrats led by Chuck Schumer advised people to delete the app immediately it makes sense the Dems need to stop it the Russians use that old face technology and Joe Biden will just be a picture of a handful of dust. And sadly they already got to burning. Your last quote is about a big shake up in spine movies who cares if it's one of them as long as she's still drinks Martini's kills bad guys and has sex with lots of lots of women I That was writer Jesse McLaren reacting to news that what movie icon will be played by a woman in the next film on. A very good day when. A woman will be the next James Bond or technically agents double 07 but that doesn't matter because no one cares less about distinctions like that than fans of popular movie franchises. Are also easy going. According to reports British actress Shonda Lynch will be playing agent double 07 the British My 6 the 1st woman ever to do so James Bond though will still be around in the film he's played by Daniel Craig again but now he's retired. We all know what happened to bond he got me to do . You know that right definitely it's like it's like James you were calling this woman Pussy Galore Her name is Deborah. You usually been sent to go see em and cute now we had to go c h r. So is he just going to be a sort of like a kindly old sort of uncle figure Well it's unclear but we hope that a female double o. 7 means there will be bond boys just as ridiculously objectified. As our Bond girls are so it's like double No 7 Your mission is to link up with an informant a 22 year old surfer a named octo donkey. You talk about the fans I mean the ones Madge and the people who lost their mind over a black Little Mermaid Yeah I know when they get double 07 that's a black woman they probably just died in their basement it's Ok because it was just too much and they just keeled over Yeah Bill how did David do on our quiz David nailed it all 3 congratulations and thanks so much but. Right now panel it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news maven this week the House of Representatives ordered an investigation to discover if the Pentagon ever secretly tried to make what into a weapon. I can tell you 1st of all what the Pentagon is that's very good man and it's something to do with the. Whether it is not can you give me a clue can I certainly can I love the smell of a lime disease in the morning it smells like victory. So it's the creature that you get like yes which is the plug thing that's like that's an implement you can always like to make one sound as if what sound is a clock tick tick. Tick tick yes I see that that's again that's the secret to go on forever and ever I. Thank you to the panel for that my joints and I had so much more directly I know that Mr Round I got to know that about you after the show I know that it's been so i'm House committee is ordered an investigation into whether this happened because there's evidence to suggest that the Department of Defense may have experimented with turning tricks fit to military weapons because the wars of the future will not be won with bullets well be won by convincing the enemy to run through the tall grass with short so I get really big. It just makes me wonder how much free time military investigators there because I would think that you would actually listen listen we need a report we need to know if they were investigating using takes back in the sixty's . I would sit at my computer and play games or just make it up but yeah yeah. But when they were trying to get Castro didn't they do all sorts of they did masquerading ours and totally Wiley Coyote yeah isn't wetsuits and all that sort of thing yeah I think they sent face or something like like aggressive face they said she about aggressive fish a stick you about like a sword fish Yeah like a film exactly but with that band ass mate when he just started another investigation sure I was. Coming up. Parables get. More where we don't from n.p.r. . Will answer questions from you our listeners about how we make our. Mornings at 11 am hope you'll join support for k.q.e.d. 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What's the wine scene like in North Carolina. Good in the summertime when it isn't right and speaking of which wish n.p.r. National Geographic you know you've got a. Real. Question here is your n.p.r. Wine you didn't know about the n.p.r. One. Never know you know I got Morning Edition wind sounds so sad I hear wind it's very dry but balanced. Jeremy it's very nice to have you with us you're going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction Bill what is Jeremy's topic director of the Iowa Department of Human Services your fire I love the state where New York Mayor Bill de Blasio lives just fired the 66 year old director of its Department of Human Services why our panelists are going to tell you only one of them is telling the truth pick that one and you'll win our prize the equator of your choice in your voicemail ready to play ready let's 1st hear from made Hagan's it's not where you've been it's where you're asked a cool saying but not one that applies to Jerry Fox the director of the Iowa Department of Human Services who's recently after retiring from his posts the shocking reason for his resignation is only becoming care now he does not live in Iowa. Nor it turns out has he ever even been there it began when Mr Fox opened was that amazing in d.c. And referred to as that lovely place by the sea. When Jimmy limp and housing official heard his colleagues thing that he could see him asking walk their state was famous for Mr Fox Hovan replied in a shaky voice Well you know I know the lone star state I have about those Iowa bad guys. I make sure we win all of the football games that's when the newspapers picked up on that one reports and reach Mr Fox over on the phone and asked him some basic questions that anybody who lives in Iowa should know in response to the question where is through city he answers I haven't seen through in years got a great. Now that he's been fired his former employees are connecting the dots when it came to having team meetings he would always video conference even when the meeting was happening just down the hall from his office contacted by reporters some staff mention seeing a surfboard in the background of a note saying that in hindsight it was unlikely he was using it to surf on cornfields. Thank you very much every problem we've never actually been I was your next story of the pink slip comes from. Until June 17th 66 year old Harry Fox show in which I was director of Human Services that was the day after he sent an email to 4300 agency employees praising the music of the late rapper Tupac. Now Fox formerly known as the notorious v.h.s. Director. Isn't just a fan of cheap auction for he was so strong weekly Tupac Friday to play his music in the office for his own birthday Fox children served Tupac themed cookies including one decorated with the words thought. Life during his 2 years he sent 352 Poc beamed e-mails to employees when Governor Kim Reynolds asked him to resign it was one week after Fox heaven sent an e-mail reminding employees to mark 2 packs birthday by playing one of his songs now lest anyone think that a 66 year old Ireland loving rap is funny bear in mind that the very 1st rap was heard in the opening of the greatest American musical which was set in Iowa the music man. Cash for the fancy goods cash for the soft goods catch for the noggins in the Pickens and caps but all that had passed and then half of the practice is because of my foot off the top of the top but you can talk you can talk you can back or you can talk you can bicker bicker bicker you can talk all you want but it's different than it was no I don't know what I've got to know the territory. Are all. Very much as I'm far from down the aisle you state government because apparently you have his overly enthusiastic appreciation of who are your last story of a dishonorable discharge comes from Alonzo Boden Jerry Fox open loves Iowa he loves the state cities and towns the fields the highways he loves I wish humans and he loves providing them with services which is good because he's the Iowa State Director of Human Services but there was one problem Jerry Fox open door. It started with a Facebook page he called corn it's a devil's grain. Very close to all the reasons he hates corn it gets caught in your teeth it's hard to be just corn on the cob it's a sloppy mess on your fingers the page grew in popularity with other haters chime in and then pop popcorn cracked my 2 by one could know what I ate the. Before I keep a diary. If. It even got political with a tax on ethanol fuel subsidies but a corn lobby's influence is on Congress the problem with this is Facebook is public and when corn farmer sort of page they went straight to the governor you can't be governor of a corn state and have a senior point he hate corn Rebecca Shields a reporter from the eyewitness that asks why the hatred of corn Fox open said he ate corn every day as a child and just got so sick of it he thought it would be funny to attack after the sport has joined his pager became a real thing and it spun out of his control he sighed I guess in the end corn won. All right really is a guy named Jerry Fox. He really is 66 years old and he really was until this week the head of Human Services for the state of Iowa why was he fired was it because from the name he didn't actually live in or ever been to Iowa from over Rocca his overt and perhaps over enthusiasm for the rapper Tupac Shakur or or from Alonzo he just hated Quorn too much which of these is the real reasons we believe for his termination. At the mower or you know it most rock history of these yes well he just sent me. All right you picked his now it's amazing because we were able to get in touch with the gentleman in question himself my favorite song by 2 o'clock maybe add to. That was Jerry Fox elven he loves to Fox uku are almost as much as he used to love Iowa state bureaucracy. Congratulations you got it right Mom was fact. Truth be rooting about America also meant to power. So you have won our prize the voice of your choice in your voice mail Congratulations. The old Ah thanks so much because you. Feel. This way. And now the game where we ask people who've been through a lot to go through something else told not my job Piper Kerman was a happy go lucky young woman when she just happened to happily go to Europe with some drug money and got unlucky gendered up serving a year in a women's prison but you know all that she says she wrote a book about her experience called Orange Is The New Black which was adapted into the hit Netflix series she now spends more time in prison here in Ohio teaching writing to inmates Piper Kerman welcome to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me Bianca b. How do is it is it all is it all right that we tell people that you're here in Ohio are you still on the run I mean I don't know what your status and I am not on the lam and I had living here in Ohio for almost 5 years it's been fantastic and. I feel I mean I've course believe that everybody knows your story but maybe not so let's go through it briefly you were a young woman living in service a fancy free this is back in the early ninety's and you had a friend who asked you to do this errand of bringing some money which was ill gotten She asked me to carry a bag of money from Chicago to Brussels right which you did so I did and just to be clear you knew this was not like legit not like a car having our frames of innocence on this and you did that and then you extricated yourself from that relationship and that life but then some years later there was a knock on your door many years later that thunderous. It was actually doorbell. Metaphorical right and to make a long and ultimately profitable story short you ended up pleading guilty to charges of money laundering and went off to Danbury state prison yes federal prison federal prison until we should say that the book obviously isn't is a memoir it's nonfiction but they took some liberties with the t.v. Series there was a book is a true story and the. Show takes the book puts it in a blender and puts a lot of other ingredients in Yes and isn't that fantastic and untasted So are you a fan of the t.v. Show I am a fan of this show and all the people all the wonderful people who make it so you're back in prison although now you are doing it as an instructor and so what are you doing I teach true story writing class I teach a class in which students come in and write true stories from their own life essentially a memoir writing class and where you do I do that at the Ohio State Reformatory for women which is right smack dab in the middle of the state and then at the Marion Correctional Institution for men do you ever teach them and do you have your famous prison recipes they were very interested in the cheesecake recipe actually at the men's facility the women all knew how to do it I was actually amazed to read this in the book that all this cooking which I did not think was the thing that happened in prison but yeah this turns out the food in a child hole is pretty bad Yeah you know the skills of the prisoners are much better the materials are kind of rough to work with right so you do what you can well 1st of all I did notice that you said that in prison the food was so bad and since exercise was one of the few things you could do to spend your time you ended up at least the 1st looking pretty great you said I ran a half marathon when I was in prison that's really boring it is to time where do you how do you want to have fun in prison you run a half marathon around a quarter mile gravel track Good Lord is a lot of left turn to see. So you but the. If you say the chalan the food hall was terrible cooking for yourself how do you make a cheesecake prison. To make a cheesecake in prison you need a Tupperware bowl you have to have that after purchase from the commissary or borrow it you make a cross out of either smashed up graham crackers or Oreo depending on your proclivities and I'm writing this down and got it you need some margarine that you've stolen from the child that is the only stolen ingredient in this recipe which makes it novel and notable. And then for the filling you take those kinds of cheeses that don't have to be refrigerated you need about a half a cup of putting you can usually get some putting somewhere and you sort of beat those things viciously together until they're creamy and then you get a a beating on down on the putting And this cheese and you also start to add an entire thing of cream or about Paul I making putting my hands about $8.00 to $10.00 or more is the powder how dear and substitute cream or yes you put that in there at the whole container you try not to think about what's what's going in what's in there right and you mix and you mix and then actually what you have is kind of a soup in mess right yes well then you take the plastic squeeze lemon and you put I would use really most of the lemon and you start to squeeze that into the mix and it tightens up I attribute whatever mysterious things are contained in nondairy creamer but it's remarkably like the texture of a New York cheesecake. And the taste you are in so it seems if you're in prison. You have to get a few networks to either. Well Piper Kerman it is a pleasure to talk to you we have invited you here to play a game we're calling longer this. For you busted and as we've discussed serve time for money laundering which made us wonder how much you know about the more traditional kind of laundering. Answer 2 out of 3 questions about what they call clothing laundering they want to prise one of our listeners the voice of anyone they might like on our show on their voicemail Bill who is Piper Kerman playing for Sophia of all Heil who's here with her family thank you for the ready to do this am yes. Here's your 1st question American pioneers had a very inventive way of dealing with dirty clothes What was it a sticking them in the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone and waiting for it to erupt the shooting of their laundry with quote soap shot or see just standing near a buffalo and blaming the animal for the stink. I'm going to go with Old Faithful you're exactly right I'm. Already going to count that's why they say they had to stick their laundry in the guys are great for to go up the laundry would blow up in the air they pick it up to be clean that's what I would absolutely that's watching while he was writing Walden Henry David Thoreau of course shot himself off from civilization that made it his clothes clean difficult what clever technique did throw use to get his clothes clean during his year living on a coat his clothes in honey and let the bears lick them clean. He used his philosophical insights to convince the clothes to turn away from dirt. Or see the walk the mile into town and had his mom do it for him. This is so easy. Yes I see you are a modern Yes Yeah. The Olden isn't that far out of town they also brought food for him all right last question nowadays things of course and laundry as with everything else it's all high tech astronauts on the International Space Station do their laundry how by laser. Be hanging them on a line outside. Or see loading their dirty laundry into a cargo spaceship and letting it burn up on reentry. I think it's basically a version of disposable underwear I'm going to go and say you're exactly right it should be no longer a much easier being of thank you for the old laundry in the ship and let it burn up on reentry you're exactly right Bill how did Piper do on our quiz she got all 3 right hand that exactly what. I prefer over. Piper Kerman is the author of the book Orange Is The New Black the adaptation of the book is on Netflix its final season drops on July 26th but recurrent thank you so much to write a. 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Park thank you everybody thank you for the just a minute Bill tries to find a friend on grime and dirt in our Listener Limerick Challenge game if you like to play give us a call at one triple 8 Wait Wait that's 188894894 right now panel some more questions for you from the week's news this week researchers publish the translation of a historic document the earliest known communication between Christians outside of the Bible it dates from $238.00 and it's a letter from one brother to another in which the writer pleads with his brother for what. He pleads this is the 3rd century is a. He's he's saying when are you going to be done. Yes I want to read it now I. Love dietary restrictions. Give me a clue we don't know if if the phrase he used translates to ketchup. Oh it's one brother telling him about a great new condiment he discovered asking for a contact asking for sauce make up for pick up the sauce exactly the letter begins reading is my Lord my incomparable brother Paulus and it goes on please bring back that sauce. It's basically a primitive form of texting somebody to pick up dinner on the way home. Rather offers to reimburse Paula Oh. Those days that was the name of the cow bladder you kept your coins in the saucer The question is a fish liver sausage which sounds gross but when the entrée every night want to drown it in that's. Course it probably wasn't real fish liver sauce you know it was just slang for wheat I And where was just discovered this is discovered in I was a pirate that originally came from Egypt it had been sitting for decades in somebody's archive and somebody took it out and translated discovered what it was I love a fast food. It was. Funny but if you think you know you think about the result what was it it's all this writing on a slab maybe it was a menu at a drive Yeah exactly For example I call up and they go oh I have a fish sauce we're all out of fish. They. Made this week the website life hacker posted their advice for avoiding stress. We all need that their number one tip is what. In the window really. Did I think you know that I was just this week I did not know that it is the worst because it changes your voice and this thing happened to me Where are you with and then I said to the title and sitting beside me I was stuck in the window. Ed I felt like I got to be sick and so I said to the try and kiss me can you just you know can I just go to the restroom you know everything nice politely right and then they took so long with their i Pad and their headphones and I barfed all over the thing at all. And then and then I turned to the Titans and I said there's George that I. Look like I like the exorcist because I was like who and who is that you are on the list on the jury it's on the man in front on myself somehow I am the paid parent sitting behind me I got him back so you see that it's a part backwards and really you know it was extraordinary I recall most was his old charming. So it's you know love it appreciate you even more me but that's not relevant to the question at hand the question was what it was a pretty good life just sort of the number one thing you should do for a lovely relaxing easy flight Dony pasta and pesto before you cavalierly I only give you a hint this this doesn't sound crazy it's only crazy to anybody who's ever done that they're advised. Oh all right I'm ready to read I yes I'll give it to whoever set it for now their argument is yes I'll take a red eye flight leaves it's a 11 pm gets in a 5 am security lines are shorter the tickets are cheaper the plane is more likely to be empty but that's because no one else is stupid enough to take the red off. Their main argument though is that you'll sleep better which makes sense except for the fact that the flight is named after what happens to you when you do not sleep. That yes I would take pink eye over red eye on e Bay and so. I think the thing to do is find out what flight may visit on an. Up or. Coming up it's Lightning Fill In The Blank but 1st it's the game where you have to listen for the ride if you like to play on air call or leave a message at one AAA Wait Wait that's 188894894 Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me. Your something on the highest Salem Ohio hate me for not knowing how far is Salem from where we are in Cleveland or near Cleveland I think an hour an hour away and what do you do there and say well I work at the fort there but that dream has to be a fair. Way to make you work as a forester Isn't it usually the other way around the people the home of their cats which they could be out in the forest. Maybe but not. Yeah it's true. Jim you're welcome to the show Bill Kurtis is going to read for you 3 news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each if you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on 2 of them Rex you'll be a winner all right here is your 1st limerick pay attention come close take good care now what do you see nothing there h $2.00 c o 2 and some magic will do we have whipped up some food from Finland air yes. A Finnish company claims they can make an edible protein using only carbon dioxide water and electricity a product currently known in the u.s. Says while. The food in this food made of thin air has a consistency they say similar to wheat flour which means you can finally gorge yourself on all the dry wheat flour you want guilt free to even get the idea is they say we can actually make food from air using electricity somehow creating edible proteins that gives you own but it will actually be a solid and you eat you like your decision. Not just inhaling Yeah Ok they'll be weird if that was the case with you like what are you trying to go on a diet breathing for me today thanks trying to lose a few pounds that's what it sounds like it sounds like a new l.a. Diet for you. All right here's your next limerick this every in trend is absurd by Hitchcock his flock has been spurred they dive bomb for fun while I'm out of my run I have just been attacked by a birds birds are going crazy this summer dive bombing and stealing food out of people's hands Redwing a blackbird's of the biggest aggressors attacking anyone who comes near their habitats all these attacks might seem random it is breeding season the birds are really just saying hey knock next time or they should just hang a necktie on their nest knobs. They take time out of their you know lovemaking to bomb the parts that yeah apparently they're very protective of their necks which are in breeding season but also because the babies are there all the babies are made right and yeah and some cases the babies remain Ok they are very very protected All right Jamie here is your last limerick as Pottery Barn makes amends Phoebe's WEF well down page different then soon you'll all run across chairs for a great show live rust we sell furniture pictured on. Yes And then. With the new friends inspired furniture line from Pottery Barn you can spruce up your space with iconic living room pieces from the sitcom Friends you get your Central Perk mugs you know of Rachel's coffee table you can have a bunch of lazy people lying around who somehow don't need jobs. Friends As you all know is a television show that ended about 15 years ago. People still watch it because of the hilarious antics of Rachel Ross Niles Ross and Frasier. Turns out there's a lot of this going. A lot of stuff sponsored by t.v. Shows Pottery Barn is doing Friends and fortunately for Sears the Chernobyl furniture but not enough. The money that aren't yours and you Blackburn a chair. Bill how did Jamie do on our quiz Jamie's friend waiting for it all her life did paid off with a perfect score Congratulations it was Ok. Thanks now on to our final game Lightning Fill In The Blank issue of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can each correct answer is now worth 2 points Bill can you give us the scores no one has 5 points may have has one Alonzo has 2 Alright mate you're in 3rd place you're up 1st the clock will start when I begin your 1st question fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to hold Attorney General blank in contempt of Congress and affirmative I can 1st name the converse attorney general looking back. 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Right on Sunday Novak Djokovic defeated blank to claim his 2nd straight Wimbledon title another tennis player that's correct but. The 7. Roger Federer this week thirty's said they would not be adding to vegetable based impossible burger to their menu but they would be adding blank bacon no carrots made of meat. But it's so much easier to be a vegetarian now that there is a carrot made of meat vegetable exactly the new item from Arby's is made from Turkey which is then flavored like a carrot so it is everything you love about meat except the taste. For it could not simply because the product launch was the 1st time somebody has said I want to show you all my meat carrot. Has not been a rescue Bill how did made do on our quiz Dave you're proving Yeah I have right 10 more points a total of 11 and your in the lead all right her laundry. Along So you're up next fill in the blank on Monday the White House issued new rules effectively barring migrants from say. 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Drug dealers in Alabama if you keep flushing your stash down the toilet you may end up creating a race they say of meth addicted gators roaming the streets looking for a fix. Well that sounds way worse than a normal gator doesn't meth make your teeth fall out. Problem solved Well I think Alonso did pretty well what do you think he got 6 right 12 more points 14 he's in the all right b. . How many then does mone need to win 5 to win oh he can do that here we go both fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to block a call from Representative Al Green to start blank proceedings against President Trump right following the publication of a trove of offensive text messages the governor of blank has said he will not be stepping down where thought he was this week a federal judge permanently blocked the Trump administration from adding to citizenship questions 190 blank since Tuesday former Supreme Court justice blank passed away at the edges. 99 the he was not a famous face Paul was. 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Dot org It's noon Hi there everybody Ira Glass here today's program is a remember from a long time ago the year 2000 so you know forgive any anachronisms you hear that the word a person doesn't get say very often outside of the S.A.T.'s forgive any anachronisms it's a back when the person at the center of the story still smoked. Started burning Anyway it's a great show we haven't heard in forever total favorite and are still day this month here we go. It's a gray rainy day in Paris. Of Taurus weights on the grounds of an old medieval palace now one of the most famous museums in the world. And this is the closest com I've never set foot never set foot inside. So you've looked in Paris for how long. But I still haven't visited the point why come to Paris and go to the one place where you're not allowed to smoke. As a matter of fact it's my goal to be the only person who's come to Paris and has never set foot in their lives. Far from here. And probably about a 12 minute walk 15 minute walk from the los. But I'm close to done too but I've never gone in there either they just doesn't interest me. I mean I think so many people come here and they feel like they have to do certain things because somebody told them we're going to go home and people say What do you mean you didn't see the Pantheon What do you mean you didn't go into the loo so I'm guessing that a good number of these people are standing here because somebody told them that they should do it. Think that they're all museum goers at home. I don't know do people like you look back and remember the experience of standing in front of a painting. But I might remember eating something or buying something or seeing something like an accident or somebody who's really twisted up in some way and not looking at a painting. Maybe I'm wrong maybe just disqualified it for them it doesn't get any better than this but. I don't know I just from people that I know that have come here they go to live because somebody told them that they asked. For. Today in a radio program where you might.

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