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>> bernie mac, you have to make sure that he feels comfortable. even though he's not allowed to swear or to be maybe as big a personality as he would be on stage, he gets to do enough of what he does for the viewer at home to go, i like the guy. i feel like i'm getting an theb experience here. >> i told you television was not going to change me and it has not. i still say what i want. you hear me? and we want to keep you connected to those you love, with the new iphone 11. so t-mobile is giving you an iphone 11 on us for each new line of unlimited. for yourself, or up to a family of four. keep...

God damn you, gaffigan. >> we're never ready for the seasons of change, in october we're caught off guard, oh, it's getting cold, what is this, every year now? >> he really works hard to get all the funny out of the joke. like he really is like wringing the funny out. >> how many jokes about seasons does this guy have? >> i came home the other day i was helping my wife fold clothes, a little pair of skimpy underwear, i looked at my wife and i said, when are you going to wear these for me, she said i can't, they're your daughter's. no, no, no. >> i can drop an "f" bomb, and i'll get a laugh, bu...

>> what's the thing with the post office with the wanted posters on the walls? my main question with the wanted posters on the wall, why didn't they hang onto this guy when they took his picture? >> seinfeld was the master of the minutia of life, the more specific he can be, the better. a miniature craftsman. like the guy who can butt a boat inside a bottle. who has the time? >> light, cereal, that was a balsy name, i always thought. life. squaries, it's much bigger than that. this is life, i tell you. >> jerry seinfeld is technically and workwise, the greatest comedian, someone who really car...

>> the history of comedy, until recent times, was about comedians trying to get as close to that profane world as they could without gets arrested. >> wc fields, an ornery guy, found a great way to swear without swearing, he would say drat. when he said drat, you knew what he was saying, he'd say god free daniel, that was like goddamnit. >> so the rules were archaic by the time television came in. those rules remained, largely, you couldn't refer to sex, you couldn't swear. >> we'll write down everything that you do during the day, and we'll allow so much time for each thing. ten minutes for t...

Baby girl. >> bernie mack is not somebody you want to plug into any sitcom. make sure he feels comfortable, not allowed to swear or allowed to be as big a personality as he would be on stage, that he still gets to do enough of what he does for the viewer at home to be like i like this guy. i feel like i'm getting an authentic experience here. >> i told you television was not going to change me, and it hasn't. i still share what i want. you hear me? dad, we need to talk about something important.