The Weekend Mauling: 9.9.2023
Boy, they’re really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.
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Boy, they’re really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.
I don’t wanna look like a weirdo. I’ll just go with a muumuu.
Friends, we love you all but I also have a sinister motive for asking you all here, sinister being Latin for left-handed. But enough joking.
Sure, you will. Once, my old lady ran off and married my brother. Well, it hurt, but here it is a month later, and I’m sleeping on their couch!
If I didn’t have this gun, the king of England... could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? Huh? Do you?