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Waiting for us to leave. >> some time ago the taliban was quoted saying of the united states and nato, you have the watches, but we have the time. in as muches preside as preside announced the withdrawal at the same time as the surge, all the taliban had to do was sit around and wait. was that a naive and grave mistake by president obama? and as a consequence, is it inevitable that the taliban will regain considerable control of the country? >> well, of course. don't forget that the united states approved the taliban office in qatar. we have already been caught trying to negotiate with terrori...

Better describe it. >> you're the tortoise, not the hare. amy and tina, undisputedly the first ladies of comedy. i asked amy poehler a couple weeks ago if she was ready for this. she said i'm really excited. i'm not ready, though. i think we'll just wing it. i doubt they're going to wing it. i'm sure they're going to be very funny. you heard them talk about last year that meryl streep was not here, she was out with the flu. i can tell you she is here tonight. she has been spotted. ms. meryl streep is dominated tonight for best actress in a comedy or musical for her portrayal as violet westin i...

Xanax. helium. >> helium. >> so i could breathe. >> i don't think you need it. >> oxygen. that's what i meant. >> okay, here's mine. in your humble opinion, how long would greg last as the white house press secretary? >> that's a good question. i could wing that thing. >> you could wing it, but would you be able to contain your temper? >> i would have a blast. i would come in and eviscerate all of them, insult them every minute. >> god, that would be great. >> except for the dude from cnn. >> which one? >> jonathan karl? >> i don't know. who are they? >> my second one is would you consider you...

>> well, i hope that's taken out of context. >> do we have time for this last one? quickly, this is for everybody. okay, this show, oh, my gosh. okay, who does the most show prep and who just walks in and wings it? >> that's obvious. >> yeah, pretty obvious. >> bob, would you like to answer that? >> i do the most show prep. you guys tend to all wing it. i spend hours getting ready for this show, and you guys just walk in here. eric is on another tv show, and andrea is out doing waitressing. >> your preparation is sitting outside smoking a cigar. >> i study hard. >> we can tell. and we apprecia...

>> well, i hope that's taken out of context. >> do we have time for this last one? quickly, this is for everybody. okay, this show, oh, my gosh. okay, who does the most show prep and who just walks in and wings it? >> that's obvious. >> yeah, pretty obvious. >> bob, would you like to answer that? >> i do the most show prep. you guys tend to all wing it. i spend hours getting ready for this show, and you guys just walk in here. eric is on another tv show, and andrea is out doing waitressing. and you go out and smoke, and you don't do anything but read your computer notes. and i study. i study h...